I know they don't look at me like that when I barge in.
A nice glass of wine to go with the coffee
I feel personally attacked!
Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?
Draining the blood away from the meat.
Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry
I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.
I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don't forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you'll risk frequent clogs.
It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)
But each of the props is individually photoshopped.
Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?
Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.
I suppose that's my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.
I can only assume that photography is illegal in China
Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!
By god that might just be it!
IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.
My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath
as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:
- it's warm
- gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)
thanks i'm here all week
breasting so boobily
I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.
As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.
Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/
It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.
ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.
Hence the tray, you do both and it's better than either. Wish I had one
Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.
I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material
More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."
Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.
I mostly stare into the abyss.
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