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[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I know they don't look at me like that when I barge in.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 153 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A nice glass of wine to go with the coffee

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 111 points 3 days ago

I feel personally attacked!

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago

Draining the blood away from the meat.

[-] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 days ago

Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry

[-] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 19 points 3 days ago

I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 20 points 3 days ago

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don't forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you'll risk frequent clogs.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I suppose that's my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 3 days ago

I can only assume that photography is illegal in China

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?

[-] petrol_sniff_king 31 points 3 days ago

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

[-] isar@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

By god that might just be it!

[-] petrol_sniff_king 17 points 3 days ago

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.

I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.

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[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago
[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.

And why is the water brown?

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?

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[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago

NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath

[-] chewables@piefed.social 84 points 3 days ago

as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

  1. it's warm
  2. gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

thanks i'm here all week

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

breasting so boobily

I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 28 points 3 days ago

As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.

Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/

[-] 2piradians@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

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[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago

ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 22 points 3 days ago

Hence the tray, you do both and it's better than either. Wish I had one

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

If I drink that much coffe I'll poop in the bathtub

[-] hungryphrog 10 points 3 days ago

Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 49 points 3 days ago

Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly

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[-] FrederikNJS@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 days ago

This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.

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[-] svcg 7 points 3 days ago

I mostly stare into the abyss.

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