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[-] midas22@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 hours ago

There's something special with Trump and all his sexual assault and pedophile friends.

[-] SoleInvictus 14 points 1 day ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cause Trump gonna be pardoning all the rapists and pedos out here.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

The right once again thinking of the children

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

"Honey, we have to move."

"Why? The kids like it here, and they've settled in nicely at school."

"A MAGA is moving in next door."

"Well, we can't allow him around the kids. Where do you want to move to?"

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Oh now, not all MAGA are pedophiles. Some are just useful idiots for the pedophiles.

None of them are appropriate to have around children.

[-] Jikiya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

So, Diddy's made a donation to Donny's PAC. That's the way it's worked with so many other pardons anyway, naked corruption.

This is all just theatre so we don't talk about his handlers actively stripping away every single one of our rights. We’re abandoning science, medicine, education, and any level of civil rights or liberty, we’re actively saying good ye to the internet and any privacy rights we once had, but by all means be pissed off at this obvious fucking political theatre.

[-] TotallynotJessica 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The one silver lining is that realizing Trump is a pedo is the only way MAGAts can understand their buyer's regret. They're really mad about the economy being actively ruined, but the only way that can understand it is through their conspiratorial lens. It's been well known that Trump was Epstein's bff this entire time, but only when Trump is not delivering for them do they actually care.

Liberals paying so much attention to this is annoying though. As I've pointed out before, Trump is actively legalizing torture of immigrant kids, while people here are worrying about the kids he hurt in the past. Of course we should make him pay, but we need to worry about his current murdering, looting, and pillaging a lot more.

[-] SkyHeart@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

That proves that he has been on epstein and diddy parties. Bro is pardoning his front man

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

T’s behavior is so predictable. I called it.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 102 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Add pardons for Keith Raniere, R Kelly and Andrew Tate and there might be enough cover to get away with Maxwell. "I don't have a favorite sex trafficker, we're taking care of all of it. I don't play favorites" - trump, likely.

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago
[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Mallards are notorious for doing a lot of rape. So I guess Donald is a duck.

[-] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Thank you, this ruined my childhood in several ways as someone who grew up with culturally engrained Kalle Anka (Donald Duck) watchings.

[-] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Söta bror! 🇧🇻❤️🇸🇪

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[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 days ago

Shit-birds of feather shit together.

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Shit-birds, Bobandy

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 55 points 2 days ago

Epstein definitely commited suicide squad

[-] FalseTautology@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Underrated comment, well played

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Pervs of Prey

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

We’re now in Phase 4 of the Epstein Cinematic Universe.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

He's the lead singer and front man for a new band called the PedoCons, and he'll pardon Diddy in exchange for a record deal.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago
[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

The Child Rapist League.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Is Diddy a pedo? I know he's an absurdly prolific rapist, but I'd only heard of his adult victims.

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago

"I'm putting together a team. The best team. The best people--look, there's a lot of, shall we say, bad folks. Can I say bad folks? The woke don't like that too much, you can't say anything nowadays, but if they had it their way, I'd just say that I disagree, but I don't just disagree, they're bad folks with bad ideas and they're very low IQ. The sleepy Joe Biden people were just so incompetent and they left me with nothing and it's horrible, and they should be arrested for what they've done, and I'm gonna look into it. But with these South Park, have you seen this? It's unbelievable, but the left got to them and now they don't do Obama anymore, and they make things up about me, and it's actually not small, not even, like, it's really quite large, but you won't hear that because I'm very humble, but I have to tell you that I've heard many girls say that it's not small, and more than they want, and not just from the very young and small girls either, but I shouldn't talk about that. My lawyers say 'Sir! Sir! Don't talk about the young girls!' but I have a very popular, they can't keep their hands off me, and what am I supposed to say? 'No'? 'Wait until you're 16, 17, 18'? There's no, and it's very unfair how they're treating me, and it never would've happened to any other president. The Clintons were very bad people, both of them, and they don't even hide it, but it's always me that gets attacked by the fake news media, and I'll never get any credit for the deals...
But which one are you? Kanye or R Kelly? Because I want you both, you could really help me out with the blacks, and I could really help you with the pardon. And perhaps there could be a little get together at the southern white house, and we could talk about things and meet some young girls together, and it's not gay so long as the balls don't touch, they say. Many people say that."

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

I had to stop reading this because I was reading it in his voice and I dont want to.

But thank you, this is well done.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

I was sold by sentence two

[-] moonburster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The boys, but their only power is money

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

He already has towers with his logo on them...

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

pedophile avengers, the Winter rapist, 2nd installment: pedophile avengers, epstein list civil war, finally: Pedophile avengers, endgame where all Pedophiles try to throw each other under the bus to save themselves.

[-] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

It's totally off the rails - releasing criminals and rapists. I don't know if true but I just read he is spending a stupid amount to build a gold plated ballroom in the white house? All while openly screwing the public and tariff taxing the American people and bragging about it on an official wh post to the tune of over 150bn. People en masse being dissapeared ? We're cooked.

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Can’t stop, won’t stop!

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago
[-] jojo@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Kinda like peeling apart bologna slices.

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[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

Is this a baseless fear:

What if the conservative groups have thought to make sexual crimes unpunishable for men, and thus they have created a plan to increase the risk of a woman without the protection of a male.

( I mean this in the eye of the public, not in the reality of what our biological Make up is. )

As a kind of, fix for the male loneliness epidemic. Kind of reinforcing the need for a patriarchal structure.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

so, like. that's they- conservative Christians, especially conservative christian men- think the world should be.

remember that the biblical practice was men buying their wives from their fathers. (and also remember, that if a man raped a young woman who was unmarried, he could make that acceptable by paying the bride price and taking her as a wife. rape was a property crime in their world view.)

Anyone who insists biblical morality is the end-all-be-all of morality is either a straight up monster, or someone who doesn't understand biblical morality. Usually both.

(just to be clear, biblical morality has less to do a particular culture- that was a normal practice across the region. it's bronze age men being assholes, not a specific group.)

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[-] sewer_socialist@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

We can't even do franchises properly. There is no way he would recruit Bill Clinton. This is like forming the Justice League but not including Superman.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

what is the end game here? Is he gonna say "look sex trafficking isn't all that bad, if it was so bad they wouldn't let him go would they? you should all forget about these Epstein files, it is not a biggie"

[-] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

😆I didn’t even know who this Diddy is

I only knew Diddy Kong

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

If you are old like me, you might have heard his name as Puff Daddy

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[-] eddanja@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Every Trump event about to be legally able to blast 'Bad Boys 4 Life' soon.

[-] SoleInvictus 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But they cannot be held within 100 meters of a public school or children's playground.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 2 days ago

SHARE THE LOAD

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, this was fucking obvious af. I called this forever ago because it’s fucking obvious.

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