As a child, I remember, one of my friends had asked me to get into "GoGos", some small plastic figurines that were absolutely worthless. Well, I used my pocket money to buy two figurines. Same loot box/playing cards trash. You didn't know what you were buying unless you take the plunge.

After having saved up for two weeks, I finally bought them, only to hear my friend giggling while saying saying: "Oh you're still into GoGos, they are so out!"

Two weeks ago, this guy hyped them so much up for me and all of the cool things that we could do with these worthless injection molded plastic figurines and now, he pretended as if it was silly to have them. Ever since then I have participated in exactly zero fads. Luckily I was vaccinated against these types of scams as a very young child.

No idea what i just read and also no desire to

The eldertubbies gonna be pissed when they find out one of their children is being used to sell shitty coffee...

That’s the toy people are so obsessed with? Call me old or something but wtf is the deal with this shit.

I think this is satire.

"Is reportedly in the works"

How hard is it to develop a recipe with basically three ingredients (it better not have soggy knufe) for a small local grocery chain?

Who x Who what what what coffee

So like he just attaches his name to the product? That’s dumb af

Wibbledy wobbledy

in the works

Like it's some sort of 7th gen fighter.

This doll looks so hideous. It's the manifestation of those creepy dolls from your grandma's house you get nightmarea from.

can it be stored in a stanley cup?

"Me looking at the man-made horrors beyond my comprehension (I don't get it)" - the Victorian child

I thought the "Labubu Dubai Chocolate" was a meme, but I should've known better they'd merge the two in a heartbeat.

Can you serve it in a Prime bottle please?

Needs more Skibidi Toilet and Italian Brainrot references!