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[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 176 points 1 week ago

Man, fuck these people. They obviously don't want justice and don't believe in liberty, certainly not for all. They are so anti American that they break the Pledge of Allegiance on a daily basis.

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago

Sounds like treason. Isn't that punishable by the death penalty in the US?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

No, it's punishable by pardon apparently

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

punishable by invitation to the child rape island

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety," -Benjamin Franklin

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago

i trust my local taco bell staff more than anyone at the fed

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

sad Department of Agriculture noises

[-] mracton@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Y’all are going through it from what I heard from a USDA friend being transferred from their office

[-] lilith267 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Basically every gov department aimed at actually helping people is going through it. People don't realize how much trump has fucked the things we take for granted to keep (the most harmful of harmful at least) chemicals out of the water, breathable air, stopping the spread of illness's that can mutate to become deadly, and so much more

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 week ago

Bunch of fucking wanna be bad asses playing dress up just cracking each other up.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[-] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I mean, they seem to have that last part down.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 29 points 1 week ago

If the situation was reversed, I’d think this was pretty funny. I’ll think of that instead.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago

it is irony that the USA had to put on a mask for the rest of the world to see the USA with its mask off

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago

No, the real irony is that these are the same retards that thought wearing a mask to prevent the spread of COVID was an infringement on their rights.

Why would anyone, particularly immigration lawyers, rely on ICE to not fuck with them?

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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