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ACAB rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago

Nooo blahaj what did you do? Noooo!

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Half plush, half shark. All cop.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

that's not fair 🙁 why's he a cold blooded killing machine on top of being a shark?

[-] SnekZone 98 points 2 days ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 days ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] guillem@aussie.zone 36 points 2 days ago

They might be roleplaying!

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Or a stripper!

[-] yoriaiko 2 points 23 hours ago

Like... surprise gay party of 80's?

(At least I think these were popular in the 80's, from comedy buster movies, I have no experience, for good and bad)

[-] guillem@aussie.zone 1 points 18 hours ago

Not sure if that was rather a movie writer thing, trying to imagine what a gay party looked like.

[-] yoriaiko 1 points 1 hour ago

As before, sadly, I have no experience.

But what I saw on movies, common house party, loud music, few dudes on couch, drinks, booze cuddles. Front door rings, neighbours yet again called cops for our illegal, loud doings. The cops enter the home and started strips.

This, or either gay party members already know and even expect gay prostitutes in cop costumes are being called, then real cops shows up for party being too loud. The real cops gets no chance to do anything as are forced into the party, stripped and... and that never was a movie You may think of, next scene was about next day morning already.

You can see such gay-cop, or just oversexualized characters with police like caps, on music album covers or some video game characters too. Afaik that's some kind of top-bottom kink.

Heeeeey, we were about to talk Hajs this threat!

[-] HertzDentalBar 4 points 1 day ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago

Especially traitors who give the institution legitimacy without making it better

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

But policemen are not an issue outside of the us, that german blahaj is fine!

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

ACAB, even that seemingly kind German cop you met with on your vacation in Germany.

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Even the kind cop? All the more proof y'all just cop-h8ters. This is what happens when woke and dei

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

You just don't want forced feminization. Get out of here fed they!

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I lived there for 3 years, might move back this year :)

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

While "Die Polizei" as an institution is not AS bad as the US equivalent (and honestly, that would be quite a high bar), the institutional group-dynamics are strongly moving in the same direction and have attracted a (not really) suprising amount of authoritarian conservative or right-out right-wing people into their ranks, strengthening an inherent institutional anti-left, anti-immigrant and anti-poor bias.

It's not quite the same issue as in the US, (for example our Polizei get a great education in de-escalation and handling people without the use of force) but the institutionalized sentiments are increasingly dangerous and problematic.

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[-] RedPandaRaider@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago

There's just been videos of cops detaining pro-Palestine protesters in Germany.

One shows them separating and piling on a woman. One cop repeatedly punching her in the face with a fist while she's already on the ground.

Cops are bastards. All. No matter where.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 39 points 2 days ago

What gave you that idea?? There are loads of cops in nazi whatsapp groups and all the others that just shut up about their bad colleagues.

ACAB always and everywhere. Cops the world around protect the status quo, NOT the people.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 21 points 2 days ago
[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Just because your country is fucked up that doesn’t mean the world is

...but the world is fucked up though... and tbh, the United States and its hegemony has had a lot to do with it unfortunately.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Via its ex-hegemony (Ty daddy Tramp) do you mean the the consistent negative effect it had on the world ever since they claimed?

IMO, the United States still very much has its hegemony. Although Trump has certainly damaged the United States's reputation...my government unfortunately still has tremendous power and money. For Christ's sake, we control the financial system.

My point is that a lot of the fucked-up stuff going on in the world is because of the US meddling in local affairs. For example, when the CIA toppled the government of because was popularly elected, and allowing even statist socialism to spread would be inconvenient for the American political project.

That, and a lot of governments play "follow the leader" with the US. So anything monstrous we do, other world leaders are going to follow eventually.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh jolly goddess you don’t

  1. Military power is not taken seriously anymore! Superpowers cannot even defeat very small countries, like you guys lost against Syria, Thailand, Afganistan… The most recent example is Russia losing against Ukraine! Sure you have a lot of nukes, but almost all countries are in such alliances where through one way or another they are also protected by nukes + the international outrage if anyone used them would be so estronomical that even a deranged dictatorship like Russia doesn’t risk it

  2. You guys spend far far far more on keeping the dollar the national currency then what you benefit from that and donnie is currently severing your trade with other countries

Your hegemony is thankfully over!I think you are really overestimating your influence! Say the world is and was very much so open to china despite your fluctuating relationship with them!

Military power is not taken seriously anymore!

It's not just military power. We also have the CIA. We also control NATO, and we have a bunch of proxy States.

Your hegemony is thankfully over!

Like I agree that it is diminishing, and I agree that it is a good thing that it is diminishing. I'm just saying it's a little early to call US hegemony completely gone.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You have the cia? A small specialized police force meant for gathering intelligence of other countries…?

By controlling nato you mean being the largest force in an alliance based on self-taken obligations? How much forces does the nato send to your unjustified wars? Very superficial amount?

It is tho! Via threatening your allies you alienated them all, that monkey gave your world leading position away for nonsensical pandering to its base and for saving a few millions bucks a year

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 days ago
[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It absolutely does. By "good" cops, I mean those who follow protocols and are generally nice to the people they lord over.

When I say ACAB, I am not necessarily weighing in on the individual character of all police officers (although often they do suck as individuals). What I mean is that the role that cops play in society is evil. The police are here to impose the will of the capitalist class on the working class every single day. Even if they follow protocols while doing it, even if individual cops rarely do "the right thing", even if the "good" cop in your head or your social network or family is otherwise an excellent person outside their police work, all cops are still cops and therefore categorically evil.

ACAB includes "good" cops because the police are a categorically evil institution.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I dare not imagine what sort of world you imagine we live in, frankly because I don’t care for your delusions! So please continue hating the police as an extension of the Coke brothers, who stay up all all night to stop you from jaywalking

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So please continue hating the police as an extension of the Coke brothers

Like we can agree to disagree on everything else but please I beg you don't lump me in with the Koch Brothers 😭😭😭

The police protect the Koch Brothers from the consequences of their actions. I'm against the Koch Brothers. I literally hate them and all the other capitalists who openly make our world uninhabitable. As an anarchist, I am anti-capitalist and anti-State.

I dare not imagine what sort of world you imagine we live in

One run by the capitalist class...I thought I made that pretty clear in my response.

jaywalking

Jaywalking is actually an excellent example of a bullshit, made-up crime that the police currently use to harass black and brown people, and was invented to help capitalists make the United States into a car-centered hellhole.


Sorry I'm just so thrown off, what made you think I'm pro Koch Brothers? I want to make sure I don't do it again even by accident 😭😭😭

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

For one you should look up what irony and hyperbole means

For two in first world countries the rich only very mildly have more influence than that of the common for the multitude of laws ensuring so! The us might get there one, tho I doubt it for its not democratic in any semblance

Are the rich an evil entity meant to corrupt the world? No they are not, should they take more obligations and duties on their shoulders for they are the most able to? Yes! Should they be hated for resisting that in an individualistic world in which people freeze and starve on the streets? No, and from those who believe so I would ask what they do for the common

And in your fantasy how does the rich benefit for enforcing jaywalking, which apparently only colored folk do?

For one you should look up what irony and hyperbole means

I had no reason to believe that you were being hyperbolic or ironic.

For two in first world countries the rich only very mildly have more influence than that of the common for the multitude of laws ensuring so!

Yeah you're living in Opposite World. Do you actually live in the US? I do, and I have for my entire life. Please look into the Epstein files, the Panama Papers, Elon Musk and DOGE and Donald Trump. You will see very quickly that protection of the rich from the consequences of their actions is the defining feature of the United States, regardless of which party is in power or who the figurehead is.

Are the rich an evil entity meant to corrupt the world?

No, they are a self-interested group of powerful people who share a common interest of maintaining the status quo. Whatever their internal state, evil or otherwise, this makes them my enemies.

Should they be hated for resisting that in an individualistic world in which people freeze and starve on the streets?

Yes!

And from those who believe so I would ask what they do for the common

Yeah but I don't take anything from common people by...existing as a working class person? In contrast, the capitalist class continuously takes everything from the workers of the world. They steal our labor, paywall our knowledge, put all our natural resources behind fences and people with guns, and use their control to destroy our planet and make it uninhabitable for everyone.

And in your fantasy how does the rich benefit for enforcing jaywalking, which apparently only colored folk do?

Firstly, I want to clarify that I did not mean to imply that people of color actually are more likely to jaywalk. I meant to make two connected points:

  1. The police use bullshit offenses like jaywalking to harass black and brown people.
  2. Jaywalking is historically one of those bullshit offenses, and it was specifically designed to entrench car-centric culture.

(1) is deep historical fact. Especially in America, the police are designed from the ground up to harass black and brown people because anti-black racism is foundational to every iteration of the United States.

For (2), here is the literal second paragraph of the Wikipedia article on jaywalking:

The arrival of the automobile in the opening decades of the 20th century led to increasingly deadly conflicts in the street, and the public was generally unsympathetic to motorists or to early attempts to legislate pedestrian behavior.[2][3] In response, the US automobile industry and associated organizations undertook public campaigns to identify pedestrians, often impugned as jay-walkers, as a problem to be managed in the new automotive age.[2] The first widely successful criminalization of jaywalking was enacted in Los Angeles in 1925, using legislation drafted by the auto lobby that inspired similar ordinances in other American cities.[2]


I'm currently reading a book called Our Enemies in Blue by Kristian Williams. Williams has created an incredibly detailed, nuanced, and well-cited book about the history of policing, obviously from an abolitionist standpoint. Of course I developed my views on police before starting this book based on my experiences, the news, and other sources, but it is still an enlightening read. Please add this to your reading list.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

-Weakest excuse I have ever heard, there is no shame in learning -I don’t live in the US, I said I live in a first world country; corruption of the few is not descriptive of all -Every group is self interested and cery very few extremist groups want to topple the status quo as such changes historically always ended in turmoil -You don’t give either to society, yet you ask for more from it! And the rest is not true! Your labor is not stolen you are willingly selling it to the entity you choose; discovering knowledge takes resources, its distribution takes resources, if the cycle was not self sustaining then there would be no new discoveries…

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Weakest excuse I have ever heard, there is no shame in learning

In learning when you personally are being hyperbolic or ironic? 😆 Also, you seem to actually hold the positions you advocate for, unless this is some elaborate meta-ironic satire you're doing of lemmy.world neoliberals?

Also check my profile, I'm openly autistic. I'm already known not to be good at reading social cues. So excuse me if I misread your social cues 😁.

corruption of the few is not descriptive of all

Exactly, which is why I never alleged that these institutions have been corrupted. They are functioning exactly as designed because brutality on behalf of racism and white supremacy is the function of the police.

Every group is self interested

Of course. Capitalists merely being self-interested is not why I'm anti-capitalist. Frankly, it's because their interests contrast with my own interests, and I suspect the interests of others to...live happy lives.

and very very few extremist groups want to topple the status quo as such changes historically always ended in turmoil

And the US isn't in turmoil? It hasn't been? The status quo is turmoil unless you are white, rich, straight, cis, etc.

You don’t give either to societ

You don't know me. I'm not gonna dox myself, but I could be making thousands of dollars and be set for life if I told the military I wanted to work for them or a defense contractor in their R&D department. I have basically taken a vow of poverty to do peaceful research because I want to do something good for the world.

But even then, I 1000% do not subscribe to the notion that everyone needs to contribute to society. I got no problem if you want to just eat Doritos all day and do nothing. I'm all for it. I can build a machine that will do the "missing" work for us. What I do have a problem with is capitalists making our lives worse, making it detrimental to others to build that machine because you are forced to work to survive.

yet you ask for more from it!

I ask nothing of the State and capitalists except to disappear. In the interim, I will happily claw back as much money, resources, time, opportunities, etc., that they stole from us.

And as for the community, I have given my time and labor to the community for my entire adult life. Besides my research, I also spent years delivering food for scraps.

What is the point of community if you can never ask anything of it? The strength of community is precisely that you can lean on the community if you need help! This is why the capitalists in the US have fought so hard to break up communities.

And unlike other developed nations, we almost don't get things from our government. Infrastructure is falling apart, it's impossible to find cheap housing, education sucks, higher education is impossibly expensive even at public schools, the mental health system is gutted and impotent even for people who can afford it, healthcare is a complete disaster even for people who can pay for it... and to top it all off, Trump is pretty openly against the idea of the government doing anything non-violent for his citizens; see the Big Beautiful Bill.

So if the US government is considered representative of my society, which in my view it is not because no State is a legitimate representative of any society, but to be charitable if we assume that it is representative of my society, we get almost nothing from our society, so we owe them almost nothing in return.

And the rest is not true! Your labor is not stolen you are willingly selling it to the entity you choose

Well yes, I choose the entity to whom I sell my labor. But the necessity of selling my labor at all is absolutely not voluntary in this current system! And as I previously alluded to, access to what you need to survive should be unconditional. You are a human, and you deserve to live whether or not you create value for society.

discovering knowledge takes resources

Yeah which is why it's crazy that we make researchers practically take a vow of poverty in the US 😆

its distribution takes resources

Not as much as you think. For example, LibGen does it for free. And frankly, when my upcoming paper comes out, it's going straight on ArXiv, i.e. the preprint will be free.

if the cycle was not self sustaining then there would be no new discoveries…

...the sad reality is that we wouldn't have research in a capitalist system if it weren't for two factors:

  1. The military needs eggheads.
  2. There are people who just want to build cool stuff and are willing to accept shitty circumstances if it means we're allowed to build cool stuff.
[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Wow someone has a lot pf free time! Cannot be bothered to dissect your seeming nonsense but I will start and will see how far I get

-Yea you should! And then you will be able to recognize other peoples i. and h.! Because like everyone else I too can clearly state the opposite of my beliefs and like everyone else I too can only make comical overstatements! -So you are self contradicting yourself, superb -You hate a specific group for doing the thing every other group is doing by ypur own admission, brilliant thinking! -If someone asks you a question, say ‘what do you give to society’ and you refuse to answer it then the other person is gonna think the answer is nothing! Which you confirm that in your next sentence -Even if only a few hundred people worked in your field; which is impossible in such a large country such as the US and double impossible in a field adjacent to serving the needs of its weapon industry; even then you wouldn’t reveal your identity! Which you woulf know if you weren’t making this up, pointlessly mind you! You not making the world a worse place is not fucking heroic! Its baseline! And as a leech of course you don’t believe in personal responsibility! You think other people should make the world better while you do nothing! -Not even willing to google a field? Hm? Pretensius cuck! Oooh let me kneel down and thank you for doing a… fucking pointless job being paid little for being pointless! Thank you Pm_Vintage! And no society is not a little piggy back from which you, you specifically take take and take, and everyone else puts in! -You need to contribute to society, no one is gonna feed and produce you luxuries all so you, specifically you can do nothing all day -Ah a scientist in academia not knowing how the internet works… How very fucking strange! I reckon it is distributed on the internet? Who is paying for the server hosting the site mr scientist in academia? -A researcher in academia not knowing how research works, again how fucking strange! No, private companies fund research, mostly to sell the patents later! Overwhelming of which is neither for military, nor can be considered cool any way! Governments too can hire private companies to conduct on their behalf; their own scientific bodies of research are negligible if existent at all

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

Okay I tried.

Probably should have said this a few posts ago but you are being really disrespectful for absolutely no reason. I didn't step on your toes. Nothing I said is made up, but I'm not doxxing myself anymore than I already have to win an argument.

Kindly fuck off unless you want to come correct.

[-] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 16 points 2 days ago

In germany we call policeman abusing their power "bedauerliche Einzefälle"

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Or "eine Reihe bedauerlicher Einzelfälle"

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

So viele Einzelfälle...

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

Poor shark man, who gave this boy a uniform?

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Eh, I bet he done it on purpose. Lava girl, on the other hand, would never do that. She the real one. Yes, I am taking sides.

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