God is dead

Schön zu sehen, dass es noch vernünftige Menschen gibt! 🥤

Polizhai

Holy shit, you mean Meta Ai just kinda sits there and is like: "Want me to use excessive processing power to tell you how it happened?"

Damn, I await the day when I can finally ditch whatsapp :')

Hi

And I stand by that.

Straight to jail!

Zeus kümmert sich drum, dauert nicht mehr lange.

Not using the correct resistors does cause a U problem every once in a while.

I know, it's a joke. But here is the obligatory:

The eyes of most microbat species are small and poorly developed, leading to poor visual acuity, but no species is blind.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat

Merz is a german politician. The burger above shares his hairline. According to some germans, both are equally disgusting.

Ist ein wenig wie Hochwasser.

Das ist nur leider nicht wieder weg im Sommer.