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It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
Lol, reminds me of the good old "cloud to butt" browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.
I was going to say almost the same thing.
When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn't use the laptop for a while.
Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought "atomic cat" was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.
I've been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.
Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That's how they get ya.
"I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."
"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
coc(AI)ne
"Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."
🎶She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, AI🎵
Yeah that doesn't work at all 🤣
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
"I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
"I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"
It... may not cover every scenario.
"I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.
"Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.
"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."
Hmmm.
Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop
That sounds pcocainenful.
cocain has ai in it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it's entirely feasible, given that you can afford the ~~tokens~~ ~~tokes~~ no that's weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.
It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.
DC needs to bring back Snowflame!
They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.
CocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocERR
Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" 💀🔫🤖
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just the tender age of 12
You Can Call Me Cocaine.
"Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.
He ducked back down the alley.
"Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.
Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"
Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."
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