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[-] paranoia@feddit.dk 50 points 2 months ago

It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 13 points 2 months ago

generative cocaine 😂

[-] zerozaku@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

[-] mle86@feddit.org 33 points 2 months ago

Lol, reminds me of the good old "cloud to butt" browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I was going to say almost the same thing.

When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn't use the laptop for a while.

Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought "atomic cat" was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I've been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.

[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 2 months ago

That's how they get ya.

[-] fmtx 16 points 2 months ago

🎶She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, AI🎵

Yeah that doesn't work at all 🤣

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

My feed is now full of cocaine slop.

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

"Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

"I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

"I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"

It... may not cover every scenario.

"I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.

"Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."

Hmmm.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago

This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.

[-] ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Careful, this might get picked up as training data.

[-] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.

Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Can I just replace AI with cocaine?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it's entirely feasible, given that you can afford the ~~tokens~~ ~~tokes~~ no that's weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop

[-] addie@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

That sounds pcocainenful.

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

cocain has ai in it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop

[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

DC needs to bring back Snowflame!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

So sit back and relax
Enjoy your ai cat

[-] ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!

[-] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

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[-] jaiden@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just the tender age of 12

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago
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[-] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

Cocain said it was a good idea!

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.

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