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[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 108 points 2 months ago

From my outside perspective, it's the pledge of allegiance.

Do you really have your kids stand up every morning and swear an oath to your flag? That's some real cult shit.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

And then berate them for thinking that the ideals espoused in that pledge are real in any way.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Nothing could be more American than that pledge: it was something that was first propagated by a flag company that was trying to sell more flags.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I had a teacher in elementary school that taught us that when a flag falls on the floor, you’re supposed to kiss it.

Yes, seriously.

It was just part of the normal flag-worship we were ~~taught~~ brainwashed with.

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I was taught that if a flag falls on the floor you are supposed to burn it.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 months ago

That is "flag law" but you also aren't allowed to display the flag on a T-shirts, in any disrespectful manner, or a fuckin pick up truck and yet. here we are...

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Let's not even get into flag shorts and bikinis.

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 months ago

First thing that comes to mind for me is the huge number of people who are religious fanatics here, which is unusual for a Western country. This is also a big part of what led us to the fascist government we have today.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I think you’ve kinda missed the lede - religious fanatics. We’ve got plenty of those. Other western countries have quite a few religious people, but they aren’t often in-your-face cross wearing, “I’m a Christian”, openly judgy Karens like they are here.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

I specified religious fanatics because they're the problem, not religious people in general.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

in Europe, someone tells me their are Christian or are wearing a cross, it's no big deal.

in the US, it's a massive red flag

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[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Look at the nutjobs that were the backbone of what became America. Basically a bunch of puritan nutjobs who didn't like how laissez faire England was becoming so they hopped on the boat to America so they could make their puritanical paradise.

Y'all are just noticing it now which is a failure of the education system. Then again we already know this.

Thoughts and prayers to America 🙏🏾

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You’re not wrong. It wasn’t for “freedom of religion”, it was for freedom of their religion.

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 56 points 2 months ago

What am I gonna do about it?

Listen here you bastard: Nothing, that's what!

Oh wait, that's probably why they keep doing it.

[-] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 35 points 2 months ago

As a German I don't understand why the USA basically do have two political parties. I know there are technically other parties but they have no impact.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 104 points 2 months ago
  1. Because first past the post electoral systems always result in a 2 party system due to defensive voting.

  2. Because Americans didn't listen to George Washington, when during his farewell address he strongly cautioned against "alternate domination" of a 2 party system.

  3. Because Americans are woefully uneducated, dis-interested, and preoccupied.

[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

And because now that it's entrenched, the two parties will collude even past the death of the country to keep it that way

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

This comment from another post here on Lemmy says it all.

I was listening to the 5-4 podcast recently and they repeatedly stressed the point that Trump has lost ≈90% of lower court decisions and won ≈90% of Supreme Court decisions, which is an absurd swing. I’ll try to dig up a source on it though. Still it’s blatantly obvious that the SC has completely abandoned the rule of law and the constitution.

Without rule of law, we're no longer a country.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Reading actual SCOTUS rulings can be pretty wild. The one for the 2000 presidential election basically said "we're giving this to Bush for no particular reason but this is a one-time decision that should never in the future be used as a precedent" despite the fact that precedent from previous rulings is pretty much their whole thing. Even the stay they issued to stop the recount in Florida early in the process basically said "the recount must stop because it would impair the legitimacy of a Bush presidency".

The ruling against Roe v. Wade was just comedy. They were using English law from centuries before the United States even existed as precedent for their decision.

[-] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

There’s some structural reasons (the senate, primarily) that American politics will almost inevitably devolve into two parties.

If I could do one thing to fix American politics it would be to abolish the senate, which gives low population states an insanely unbalanced level of influence over national politics.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago

It drives me ls me crazy that Alaska gets the same amount of senate votes as California when we’re fifty times their population.

[-] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Wyoming too, which has even fewer people than Alaska.

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[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is actually 2 flavors of the same party. The USA is a one-party state, controlled by the capitalist party.

EDIT: lol you can downvote me while you decide whether you want to vote for the Israel-defending-capitalist-that-ran-on-"securing"-the-border or the other Israel-defending-capitalist-that-ran-on-"securing"-the-border 🤪

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[-] denial@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

"Winner takes it all" makes it inherent to the system. They really really need to change that. But that is hard, when it keeps the only two relevant partys in power.

[-] Ptsf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Google "Gerrymandering". It'll all come together.

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[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

for me it's the whole "don't tread on me" and gun culture rhetoric. Americans seem to be "don't push me" but when they actually get pushed they're all "uWu please more daddy" it's odd.

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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Not the weirdest, but I didn't realize this until it was pointed out.

The fascination with work, and how one's employment or career is tied to personal identity. It's a basic conversation starter, "What do you do for work?" Not "What do you enjoy doing?" or "Do you have any hobbies?" or "Where do you go to relax?" Nope.

What to you do for work.

It's a weird question that is tied up in judgement and classism. And it's so normal here

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[-] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 23 points 2 months ago
  • Gun culture
  • Making houses out of wood. To me, someone from a country where houses are made of brick, this is like living in a shed. Also, the USA is the hotspot of tornadoes, so it makes even less sense
  • One of the richest countries in the world, and universal healthcare isn't a thing
[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago

Making houses out of wood.

This is fine. Lumber was historically plentiful in North America, and lumber houses last just as long as stone or brick.

Lumber has several advantages over stone/concrete/brick:

  • Less CO2 impact from construction activities. Concrete production is a huge contributor to atmospheric CO2.
  • Greater sustainability in general. Concrete is approaching a global sand shortage, because most sand in the world doesn't have the right qualities to be included in concrete.
  • Better energy efficiency and insulation properties. Brick homes need double walls in order to compete with the insulation properties of a wood framed house that naturally has voids that can be filled with insulation.
  • Better resilience against seismic events and vibrations (including nearby construction). The west coast has frequent earthquakes, and complying with seismic building code with stone/masonry requires it to be reinforced with steel. The state of Utah, where trees and lumber are not as plentiful as most other parts of North America, and where seismic activity happens, has been replacing unreinforced masonry for 50+ years now.
  • Easier repair. If a concrete foundation cracks, that's easier to contain and mitigate in a wood-framed house than a building with load-bearing concrete or masonry.

Some Northern European and North American builders are developing large scale timber buildings, including timber skyscrapers. The structural engineers and safety engineers have mostly figured out how to engineer those buildings to be safe against fire and tornadoes.

It's not inherently better or worse. It's just different.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

A brick home wouldn’t withstand a tornado either. Like if a tree hits a brick house it would do significant damage to the house. And most brick houses still have a timber roof under the roof tiles so even a small tornado could lift the roof off the house.

Here is a brick house hit by a small tornado in England

Reinforced concrete is a much better material for a hurricane and tornado resistant building. Also shape of the house is important. A dome would be the best.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

A wood-framed house isn't necessarily weaker than a brick house.

Wood is pliable and doesn't suddenly crumble and collapse when it's stressed. And it weighs WAY less when it does fail.

If you're in a tornado or earthquake, would you rather be trapped beneath 120 pounds of sheetrock, insulation, and shingles or a 2 tons of broken, jagged rock?

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Living here, I will tell you that the insistence on building houses in a neo-colonial style in tornado alley, hurricane prone areas, or in a middle of a yearly flood plane, baffles me. We should have completely different architectural styles adpated to withstand the elements at this point. You know, what housing is supposed to be for in the first place? /rant

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[-] dellish@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

The apparent obsession with money. Some people claim to be religious but it's clear the Almighty Dollar is their God. I know we make jokes about needing a "profit motive", but there is a grounding in reality. It's truly bizarre, from an outside perspective, just what lengths and depths people will sink to in order to increase profit. I'm not saying this is an American Only thing, but it's VERY apparent in the USA just how far people will go.

[-] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Where I live almost everyone assumes you are a right wing Christian. They don't even take into consideration that you're not and if they figure out you aren't they stop talking to you in most cases. I've never had anyone straight up call me an idiot but I've had good friends freeze up when they found out and then start avoiding me afterwards. You get looked at like a lizard in human skin.

To add to this, I've heard the talk that gets passed around before they found out that I wasnt. If you are a woman they will straught up call you a witch

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I’m a passing trans guy, and where I live is like this.

It’s just fucked walking around and know that if they knew, I would essentially lose all humanity to them. It happened with my divorce lawyer, it happens with doctors. I’m like an alien hiding in the place I was born.

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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 2 months ago

Flags. Americans are obsessed with the American flag.

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[-] ordinarylove 14 points 2 months ago

all their culture about being lovable good guys who do a goof and like their music

IRL they are the most joyless, dispassionate people who inflict nothing but misery on the world and each other

i say dispassionate but they do love

  • caging people

  • abandoning their sick and elderly

  • poisoning their own children

  • bombing hospitals

[-] Soulg@ani.social 15 points 2 months ago

Yes and I'm sure you're exactly the same as the worst people in your country.

[-] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

The real crazy part is the elderly voted to be abandoned

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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

CIA needs to be abolished, and everyone in the CIA who did anything illegal or incredibly unethical needs to be prosecuted for it (if they did illegal stuff in allied nations then extradited).

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unfortunately, running on this as a campaign promise would get you killed. What you need to do is promise amnesty on the grounds of "healing the nation" and then revoke that amnesty once you're in power. As Sun Tzu wrote, never surround your enemy on all four sides.

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[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That they live in the 18th century with 21st century things. Religious fanatics all referring to the devil in him and Jesus saved him - separation of church and state but there's references to god everywhere and politicians don't get elected until they're reciting lumps of the Bible in every speech.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That we dont want to be trailer trash, but a good 95 percent of us are.

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