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[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 108 points 2 months ago

From my outside perspective, it's the pledge of allegiance.

Do you really have your kids stand up every morning and swear an oath to your flag? That's some real cult shit.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

And then berate them for thinking that the ideals espoused in that pledge are real in any way.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Nothing could be more American than that pledge: it was something that was first propagated by a flag company that was trying to sell more flags.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I had a teacher in elementary school that taught us that when a flag falls on the floor, you’re supposed to kiss it.

Yes, seriously.

It was just part of the normal flag-worship we were ~~taught~~ brainwashed with.

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I was taught that if a flag falls on the floor you are supposed to burn it.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 months ago

That is "flag law" but you also aren't allowed to display the flag on a T-shirts, in any disrespectful manner, or a fuckin pick up truck and yet. here we are...

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Let's not even get into flag shorts and bikinis.

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Hey! There's nothing more patriotic than making people horny for America

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