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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

It amazes me how many new things we're still learning about Uranus, even after decades of getting familiar with that body.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

It also has a reddish-brown ring and smells of rotten eggs. My favorite fact, however, is that it rains diamonds on Uranus.

[-] letraset@piefed.dk 13 points 3 weeks ago

it rains diamonds on Uranus

Great band name right there.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Tell Uranus to stop leaking stuff

[-] Bot@sub.community 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

Can't wait for this to be in every late night show and cheap pun for the next month.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Something smells off about this headline.

[-] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, thats Uranus

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately...

[-] Nusm@piefed.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

HEY-OOOOOOO!

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

must be that taco

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I thought they took those chips off the market.

[-] AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

oh I get it, it's because it says "your anus" omfg lolol it never gets old, so goddamn hilarious lol wow insane comedy lol holy shit hahaha... oh crap, my mom's gonna be home in a few minutes and I was supposed to change my own diapers today... gotta go but I'm looking forward to the next middle-school comedy post

[-] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like there's something in Uranus. A giant stick perhaps?

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

The world is going to shit. Let us have a little laugh, as a treat.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't remember Uranus to be a party pooper.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

This feels like a mid-wit chart thing.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Terrific news! This will surely reduce human suffering across the globe.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Seems likely to increase suffering, even if only for a few seconds.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Let's rent Venice and get married!

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Obligatory futurama Uranus bit: https://youtu.be/QHCZVgVNAxw

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago

Boy you bad!

[-] Gaylactus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

So, like a wet fart? Honestly, I think the scientific community should seriously consider changing the planet's name. Every single article about Uranus, turns into a juvenile joke.

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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