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Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?
Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.
Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.
Well, yeah. As soon as we see it, we can begin the Apocalypse Orgy.
I’m just hoping for a democratic socialist agenda to finally be viable. Seems like a rapture of the religious nutters would be the easiest answer.
Do you have any idea what the average naked person looks like?
Ain't about that. Just wanna see those particular assholes float away.
it's more than just the asshole that's floating away
For those types, the asshole has taken over and is all that remains.
I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.
Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.
I sure hope not. I don't want to have to deal with new plumbing at my age, the factory-issued set gives me enough problems
I agree, I mean can you imagine being downgraded to a donkey's size? 😔
Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway
God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes they're mysteriously folded.
Sometimes their mysteriously folded.
That shit always cracked me up
How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?
Honestly when I step into my apartment and it's hot af I just start stopping soon as the doors closed
I stop so early I don't even start
That's hilarious, I never thought how it looks. I used to do it every day during the summer, coming back from work in Wuhan. I'd just pass the door, drop it all and run into the shower. Had to stop when the mother in law came to live with us, haha!
My partner does the same thing. Just gets home and casually undresses while walking through the house.
Meanwhile I don't even like having bare arms unless it's really hot out.
That is hilarious!
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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