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[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.

Well, yeah. As soon as we see it, we can begin the Apocalypse Orgy.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I’m just hoping for a democratic socialist agenda to finally be viable. Seems like a rapture of the religious nutters would be the easiest answer.

Do you have any idea what the average naked person looks like?

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ain't about that. Just wanna see those particular assholes float away.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

it's more than just the asshole that's floating away

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For those types, the asshole has taken over and is all that remains.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

I sure hope not. I don't want to have to deal with new plumbing at my age, the factory-issued set gives me enough problems

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I agree, I mean can you imagine being downgraded to a donkey's size? 😔

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes they're mysteriously folded.

[-] prole 7 points 1 year ago

Sometimes their mysteriously folded.

That shit always cracked me up

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?

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