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[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 94 points 1 month ago

It could just be a bad joke.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Indeed. Try talking to a few hundred people each day whilst keeping the banter fun and interesting.

Someone in this doesn't understand how being a cashier works.

[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

And it's not the cashier.

[-] FundMECFSResearch 20 points 1 month ago

Definitely just a dumb joke that got taken a bit too literally.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 10 points 1 month ago

Says more about the poster that (if it's real) should have just said "heh yeah" and left. If it's not real, then wtf is their life where they need to come up with B's like this? Cashiers have it hard enough

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Im going on a limb and guessing this question was never asked directly to the cashier.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Someone really needs to work on their material though. They’re not going to leave their day job any time soon.

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

You criticize their "material" by yourself regurgitating tired slop from decades past?

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago

Naïve teenager or bad relationship dynamic?

The world may never know

[-] Sekoia 125 points 1 month ago

Weird flirting would have been my guess

Or even just a bad attempt at small talk

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago

I think it was more of a bad flirting attempt

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He's dating a jealous psychopath.

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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