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Missed it by that much! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] AGD4@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago

Haven't you heard the expression "Missed it by a mile."?

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Don't bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about...

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.

[-] Nusm@piefed.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

ORIGINAL Get Smart with Don Adams too, not that abomination of a movie they made with Carrell.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't know they had made a remake lol

[-] Nusm@piefed.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/

2008 movie. The names of the characters were the same, but they didn’t act anything like in the original show. It was a stain on the legacy of the original.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago
[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's Player Unknown's game, right?

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Drive in reverse. I don't care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

A mission made just for me

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

The hero we need.

Also maybe deserve.

[-] prole 4 points 3 weeks ago

This works, I've tried it.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FUsername@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?

[-] unimalion@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's more like you stop driving the car once you hit 80085 and keep it as a trophy

[-] FUsername@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

Ok. Then also the well earned patina makes sense.

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Now try to get "clitoris" miles, but I'll bet you'll never find it.

[-] KittyCat@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I've got you OP

[-] Adori@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Its ok bro just drive backwards

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.

What the fuck have you done.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Damn now you gotta get a new car :(

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car's a mess. Who cares?

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

M8! It's only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

the topless battle royale

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

go back to the dealer and start again

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice

[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, i also have a prndl on my car

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

All's not lost, just drive the car in reverse for a mile. :)

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mission failed. We'll get em next time.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

This makes me sad

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

80085

I got you Fam

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

What’s better than one boob? 280085!

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

My car is much fucking closer to that.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mine had 3 boobs shortly before I got it. Kilometers though

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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