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[-] MycarHolmes@quokk.au 152 points 6 days ago

70 in a 50 zone. Doesn't matter if its km/h or mph, that's just idiotic.

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 67 points 6 days ago

exactly, the engineers should never have made a road with that big of a discrepancy between safe speed and listed speed limit

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The engineers only make the designed safe speed. Government officials make the listed limit. It used to be EXTREMELY popular for government official to knock 20-25% off the design limit of the road, ironically so they can tell everyone how safe they were.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago

Traffic engineers in the US make too wide roads that psychologically encourages speeding, the posted speed limit doesn't matter unless police dedicates significant resources to enforcing it

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Everywhere in my town was 25mph until about 10 years ago.

A local politician got a few speeding tickets and went nuts over it, now it varies from 25-60mph. Engineers were brought in to advise on safe limits.

Him getting those tickets was one of the best things that ever happened to me. It was so miserable driving so slow on big open roads. I could probably sit down and figure up an insane amount of time I’ve saved over the last decade (if I weren’t an idiot).

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[-] klemptor@startrek.website 33 points 5 days ago

I disagree. There are two roads near me with a limit of 55 mph, and traffic on those roads regularly moves at 75-80. Driving 55 becomes dangerous when all of the other traffic is going so much faster, because nobody expects you to be that slow. You risk getting rear-ended, and if traffic is heavy, people who end up behind you now have to merge into a much faster lane of traffic to get around you.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago

Why don't they confiscate driving licences and imprison all the criminals who are driving 20-25mph dangerously over the limit?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago

You ever tried to pull over an entire freeway full of cars at once?

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[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

I live out in the sticks, and if I don't go 70, it will take me forever to get where I need to go. Also everyone else is going 70, so the people doing 50 are creating an unsafe situation. It's the wild west out here.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 91 points 5 days ago
[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm reminded of a story somebody shared on reddit years ago.

An arborist, working with his team. One of his crew had the chainsaw kick and come back and severely main him. He's bleeding so fucking fast. They need to get him to hospital, and they can't afford to wait for the ambulance to arrive.

The woman in front won't let them past. She's going slower and slower to make a point. They're honking at her, but she lines up with another lane to box them in. That car slows down too.

The guy is fading fast.theyre using his shirt to staunch the blood, but it's not enough. After several minutes, they finally have an opening they can take. They speed past her little car, throwing the bloodsoaked shirt out the window to slap wetly on her windshield.

They meet up with emergency services - first, a cop. The woman pulls over to talk to the cop about their reckless driving. While arguing, the ambulance arrives. The injured crew member, and the storyteller, are taken to hospital.

It's too late. He dies.

....don't fuck around man. You never know. It's no worth it. Do the safe thing and make space or pull over. Safety over spite.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago

This comment section is a very good case study in why better public transportation is absolutely necessary: a lot of you should not ever drive.

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 108 points 5 days ago
  1. Escalates the angry driver situation.
  2. Takes photos while driving.

Neither driver here is in the right.

[-] groet@feddit.org 31 points 5 days ago

going 70 in a 50

Both drivers deserve to lose their license

[-] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Probably not. It could be in the middle of nowhere or on a road where the speed limit hasn't been evaluated and the state default is 50. There are tons of roads like that in California or even some where the limit is in the 30s but it really shouldn't be and locals are in the 60s usually.

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[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 days ago

I just let them pass you. Not worth some lunatic you piss off even more and end up shooting you.

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[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Using phone while driving... Great.

Fuck everyone who ever touches their phone while the vehicle is on. This shit is not okay, ever.

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago
  1. The phone is clearly mounted on the dashboard.

  2. It's not uncommon for people to record their whole trip for social media, not just take to a picture.

  3. This caption could have been pasted over a completely unrelated screenshot of someone else's video for all we know.

Don't touch your phone while driving, but also, don't believe everything you see on social media.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Ikr the number of people going "hurr they do phone use" has me wondering when the fuck people lost basic cognitive skills.

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[-] Zink@programming.dev 17 points 5 days ago

I have some great news for you. Look at what took effect yesterday in my state! Using a mobile device, including at a red light, is now a primary offense (you'll get pulled over for just that).

This just applies to PA, but it's a pretty big state with a population between Sweden and the Netherlands, so it's not nothing!

https://www.pa.gov/content/dam/copapwp-pagov/en/penndot/documents/travelinpa/safety/trafficsafetyanddrivertopics/documents/distracted-driving-laws-fact-sheet.pdf

[-] coolfission@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Doesn’t matter if it's not enforced. We have no holding phone rules in GA and I routinely see people using their phones while driving.

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[-] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 27 points 5 days ago

This is why I'm in favor of public transit. So many people should not be on the road. This goes for the granny under the speed limit drivers and the insane road ragers.

[-] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

I've never understood why people pick on drivers under the speed limit. It's called a limit, why do we expect people to be over it?

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Once she gets to work she finds a sign taped to the back of the car saying "honk it's my birthday"

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[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What to do when you have a tailgater behind you:

  1. Foot off the gas.
  2. Wait until the tailgater tries to overtake you.
  3. PIT maneuver.
  4. Keep driving safely.
[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 75 points 6 days ago

Yeah, honking at me. And those flashing lights on the roof of their car are really annoying.

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[-] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago

When people ride my ass while I am doing (at least) the speed limit I just take my foot off the gas to gently slow down until they go around me. If its only one lane then I will go under the speed limit. Im petty too like that

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

It's not just petty, it's safety.

You can't influence the size of the safety margin between you and the car behind you. But you can influence the speed at which the person behind you slams into you in case of an accident, by reducing the speed that both of you drive.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

When I drive in deer country, especially at night, I will always slow up when encountering a tailgater because I might have to brake hard for an animal and don't want to hit a deer AND/OR get rear ended - going slower means they will at least hit me less hard. They can go around if they don't like my speed. Also, statistics show that drivers that stay well behind other vehicles have far fewer accidents. Finally, traffic tends to travel at the speed of the slowest drivers on the road, so they gain little on our curvy, hilly two lane roads.

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago

The only reason I accept to not let these people pass is if it forces you do something unsafe, like throwing yourself over to the next lane and slamming on the brakes to match speed with the other cars. Otherwise just give them the lane and let them be a reckless ass somewhere else away from you. Safer that way. It's not your job to enforce traffic rules.

[-] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 24 points 6 days ago

Exactly. You have no clue why they're speeding either. Sure it could be some a-hole, but it could also be someone with a medical situation, or someone that's about to poop their pants.

When I was younger I used to stay in the lane. Now I move over if it's safe, and let them pass. Not worth the chance of accidentally upsetting a psycho.

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[-] yarr@feddit.nl 12 points 4 days ago

Is this lady using her phone while driving, after speeding by 20MPH and thinking it's a flex? If she uses it at 20MPH I'd bet she uses it at 70 MPH too! Couldn't this have waited until she was safely off the road?

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I expect this is sarcasm (can't know, because of Poe's)

But for anyone genuinely thinking this you can see the dashcam source in her glasses reflection.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago

Love reading threads about driving cause everyone is very upset for no discernible reason.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 days ago

Driving is dangerous, and intentionally making it more dangerous deserves anger

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 days ago

The beauty of this comment is that it could be in support of either position.

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[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I was on a 3 lane highway going interstate. Doing 80 in a 65 on the fast lane. Big rig in the middle lane. Slowly gaining and will pass the bog rig.

Then a pickup is coming up in the fast lane TOO FAST. Easily 100mph. She tailgates me. Now boxxed in with me in front and the big rig on her right. A sane person would go in the third lane and pass us since zero other cars around. But no.

She lays on her horn and starts swaying with impatience.
So I match speed with the big rig. Maintaining the box. She honks ways more and sways even more. Shaking her fist at me.

I maintain it for another 2 minutes until my wife gets concerned she'll rear end us and we end up spinning off the highway or under the big rig.

I give in and speed up past the big rig and change lanes to her wacko pass. They speed off.

Yeah it's never worth it. You never know what people will do.

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[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago

You know, I get it, they're probably just an asshole. Maybe they're having an emergency, though. How about just letting them get around in case there is a good reason for driving recklessly? Or maybe just in case they're nuts enough to make things violent?

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 63 points 6 days ago

I mean, the text say the guy honked for going "70 in a 50".

If you take it at face value, the person posting is the asshole and a terrible driver endangering everybody on the road.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 39 points 6 days ago

She's taking selfies while driving, clearly she's the better person

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[-] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 days ago

The other person would have to be doing 70 as well, in order to honk at them.

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Only time I've been close to road rage was when a Mercedes CL had a really bright LED strobe light installed inside it's front grill and he activating it, if somebody was in his way.

It wasn't a cop or other emergency vehicle. Just an asshole.

I was lucky to be in front of him for 15 minutes when traffic got compacted enough to prevent lane change.

For a moment I considered hitting the brakes on that particular tailgater.

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[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 16 points 5 days ago

I take my foot off of the gas pedal, if they don't pass me by the time I've coasted to as slow as idle will take me I assume they aren't going to and return to the speed I was going previously.

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