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[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 66 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

(Original post by Custard Smingleigh @Smingleigh on Twitter)

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[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 60 points 20 hours ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 19 hours ago

Plormb.

Squeemk.

NurShur.

Blonkus.

Schnoot.

Wegalo.

Xhatuute.

There, I just did 80% of a year's work for 7 digital marketing departments, for $0 cost.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 14 points 17 hours ago

Most of these are good to go but you gotta move fast because Wegalo got snatched up recently

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 16 hours ago

Damnit!

Uh uh uh...

WeamWam.

... nailed it.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

It reminds me of when the kids of South Park tried to come up with a name for their Kickstarter, and everything they tried was already taken.

Which is how they ended up going with:

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago
[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Maybe. Wanna kiss my neepee?

[-] pringus 10 points 18 hours ago
[-] VerilyFemme 4 points 21 hours ago
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