You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.
Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.
"Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."
i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please
Position? But I wanted to measure velocity tonight!
And now they're gone, quite slowly though.
While the joke is indisputably funny, it’s important to remind everyone that it’s still a harmful stereotype. Bi/pan erasure is a genuine problem. You don’t stop being bi/pan simply because you enter a monogamous relationship.
More seriously, I think erasure is only part of it. Lots of LGBTQ folks deliberately remain in the closet for the sake of family relationships, careers, and local politics.
If you're bi, it's just easier.
But that heterosexual camouflage does get confusing to process when you "come out". Especially with the reactionary attitude that heterosexuality is a choice.
two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome
But you cease to be bi afterwards, you were just experimenting.
How does a straight threesome work? (I suppose every participant could be straight but it seems like two might be weirded out by eachother, no?)
it's like a proxy connection, the client and remote server both interact with the proxy server, but they don't interact directly with each other
So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome
At least one.
I am bisexual then.
The most biphobic people I've ever seen are gay people. They hate bi people more than your average straight homophobe hates gay people. It's really weird.
reminds me of the scene in chasing amy where alyssa gets ostracized by her lesbian club because shes now dating a guy
Yep it gets really nasty sometimes. We shouldn't be shitting on each other like that.
As ridiculous as it is, bigotry like this at least proves human universality.
Pick a hole and stick with it, I guess.
Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.
It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s
If I had to describe my feelings about this, I would have to say that I am bivalent.
I, as a not bisexual, am amambivalalentam.
I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.
There's bunch of stereotypes surrounding bisexuals. For example, that bisexuality doesn't exist -- like that they're actually gay, but won't admit it, or it's a stepping-stone to being gay. Or that they're actually straight but just fucking with lesbians and won't ever commit, or that they're promiscuous and will always cheat. Or, that once they do settle down it'll always be with an opposite-gender partner. Or that they're cowards who'll mask their queerness instead of supporting the LGBTQA+ community, since they can always pretend to be straight... and so much more! It fucking sucks!
Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.
When you stick you sick through a hole in the wall, it all feels the same.
It's similar to when people say, "You're not really an atheist, you just haven't found the right religion."
No bi person is ever believed by a non-bi person.
I always figured bi (or pansexual) was the default setting for humans. Most guys at least are flexible, if there is not a woman around any port in a storm, and if you weren't raised with any conditioning it seems more normal to love individuals, not categories.
There is no default. You like what you like. That's my opinion at least. If everyone minded their own damn business this wouldn't be a topic of discussion anyway
Yep.
I want to look like a question mark specifically to fuck with people who think it's their business.
Mind your own shit. People are so nosy. That David bowie interview when he gets almost livid with the guy for asking is my favorite. Such an invasive culture.
Are you from ancient Greece by any chance?
Their comment didn't contain enough disdain for women.
Hey, I'm in this meme!
Gottem
Why is itonly bisexual-but-angry-now people who are into me?
Bi people steal ace people's attractions.
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