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What the fuck
(lemmy.world)
"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"
You fucked.
You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.
Sorry for your Loss
You son of a bitch you made me check.
Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ
Loss.peestrip
Oh fuck you're right. How do I never notice this?
Definitely pregonate.
I dunno what you're preggers with, but I'd excercise extreme caution.
Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?
sorry for your loss
Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.
pregloss
I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.
Have you ever seen the film Alien?
“Am I or am I not pregnant?”
Test: “Something like that, yeah.”
HYPERPREGNANT
C̴̖͕̟̦̣̝̟̠̺̋̋͐̈̀́̚o̴̯͈̠͉̮̾͛̅̔͘n̶̡͎͙̻̹̮͔͓̩̟͆̏ͅg̷̝̰̹̝̙̻̺̭̲͍̜̾̾r̷̢̢̭̟̤̥̭̹̊̏̀̽̒̚͠͝a̴̧͇͕͍͇͐t̷̤̫̙̦̩̘̚͠u̵̞͚̝͗͂̉̓̆́͑̈́̇̚l̸̢͕͕̘͕̮̼̔͝a̷͉̯̥͉̦̱̋̌͘t̵̢̛̙̯̬̮̘̖̗̳̲̗̺̳̙̣̰͖͋̔͑̀͛͘͝i̴̡̤͓̹̞̗̪̗̜̜̝̟͔̰͇̺͇͛͛̋̒̋̍͑̽͂͠o̷̢̨̧͈̰̪͙̊ņ̵͎͈̉͑͊̂ͅs̷̨̝̣̭̭̫̜̳̝͍̪̔̆̄͂̃̽̚͝͝!̵̢̛̰͚̃̿̈́̈́̃̿͗̽͌̓̈́̀͊̿̚͘
ok this is my favorite version
Magapregante
Megapregnant
Or "triplets"
Is this loss?
pregnan't
Someone's nitrocellulose strip got printed on multiple times...
Im not even sure how you could accidentally do that with LFA assembly, but admittedly I've only ever used small scale "roller" machines or, even worse, made the capture/detection lines by hand.
It's photoshopped to look like this
Guy did a web comic about miscarriage, some people shortened it to a series of lines. Someone took that series of lines iand translated it to this pregnancy test.
My fave minimalist loss: ~~:.|:;~~
The swarm is coming
Is this loss
Pregnant with the reincarnation of Piet Mondrian
sorry for your Loss
U r the pregnant
Pregnant with the Antichrist (allegedly)
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