Objection!

Exhibit A:

Woman want another child is called productive.

Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol

There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?

Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.

Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.

Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take

There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.

I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.

I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.

Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy