Not strictly true. I have a couple of Lululemon gym t-shirts. 2nd hand, £10 each. They wick sweat brilliantly, dry out quickly, and don't stink if you have been wearing them for a few hours.

I wouldn't dream of paying full price, but the materials and build quality of the items are far better than the cheaper fast-fashion alternatives.

I had one for my last birthday. I'm 45.

Come to think of it, it might have been the Aldi knock-off. Cuthbert, I think.

Anyway, thanks for listening.

To be fair, crack is really more-ish

What's stopping you?