If you whip it sideways you might be able to get them both

If you drift, you can catch them both!

Oh no I charged too much, I'm blowing up.

New trolly problem just hit!

this car's a lost and blinded fool...oh no I've said too much. I said it all.

I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:

A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?

• Honk your horn and yell at them.
• Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
• Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
• Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.

I was so tempted to pick the last option.

if you drift you could hit both

Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. "I simply wouldn't find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with" lmao

why is that baby not on a leash!

My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.

oh... anyway

Déjà vu!

I've just been in this place before

Higher on the street

And I know it's my time to go

Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it

Solution: Never touch Tesla! Confused as to what is so fucking hard about that?

🎵trying to keep to the right

Sung to the tune of Corning My Religion, of course.

What an idiot. There’s a whole picnic just out of frame that’s had it too good for too long.

There should realistically be an option for driving off the road into the trees.

I think I thought I saw you die

Tryin not to keep, eye on road And I don't stop for dogs before, for. Oh no I missed stop sign. Didn't stop enough.