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[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[-] lurker2718@lemmings.world 10 points 1 day ago

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

[-] ora 5 points 1 day ago
[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

A new set of knives?

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

[-] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Schizophren-AI

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A hangnail is more useful than AI.

[-] rarbg@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Is that a threat??

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 26 points 2 days ago

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

[-] Audiotape@lemm.ee 117 points 3 days ago

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

[-] Zier@fedia.io 40 points 3 days ago

I don't think knives was a suggested option.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Then how about a new set of knives?

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 84 points 3 days ago

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 53 points 3 days ago

Cutting edge technology, eh

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago
[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

[-] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 22 points 3 days ago

I counted and it's accurate

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I counted it too and it's accurate

(in case the reader needs more data points)

[-] Nelots@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

I didn't count, but I believe these three

(in case the reader wanted some random guys opinion)

[-] nouben@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I counted it too cause I didn't trust these guys but they were right.

[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

[-] VerilyFemme 46 points 3 days ago

My wife is going to stab me

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[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago
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[-] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives More Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Even More Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives All the Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Why is gemini becoming GLADoS 😭

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 27 points 3 days ago
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[-] umbraroze@piefed.social 31 points 3 days ago

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

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[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago
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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 14 points 2 days ago

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

[-] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Big knives are up to something

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