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I choose Mufasa

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[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Oh, good one!

[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago

Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.

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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Captain planet.

Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn't allowed to disappear until his term is up.

Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.

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[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.

Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] redditigon@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

King Julien. No one comes close.

[-] cpo@beehaw.org 1 points 15 hours ago

At least the irratic behaviour internationally would be presented in a funny way 😉

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

I gather you like to move it move it?

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[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[-] Alaik@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.

If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).

Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.

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[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Winnie the Pooh for the irony

You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 16 points 1 week ago

Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.

[-] Sunschein@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I'm sure of it.

[-] cattywampas@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can't decide which.

Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.

Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.

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[-] mark@social.cool110.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago
[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I want the whole band as president. Joint office shared by five dudes who just want everything to be black and metal all the time.

At least they're open about wanting people to die.

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[-] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 1 week ago
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[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago

I voted for Kang!

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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago
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[-] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.

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[-] doleo@lemmy.one 11 points 1 week ago
[-] marcie@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 10 points 1 week ago

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Oh I can see it now. “I voted for you! Why won’t you return my DMs?!”

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Well. There was a tos cartoon so spock.

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[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

[-] Amaterasu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nausicaa president

Saitama vice

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago
[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I don't think he'd want the job, but he would do it were he asked and give it 110%. He's no nonsense, a facts-based decision maker, and he listens to people's issues and makes fair decisions if it's what you want to hear or not. He's also not too full of himself to admit when he's been wrong. He seeks out experts on matters outside of his experience and respects their opinions. He loves his country and looks to do right by those that entrust him with a job.

He would also probably be unfortunately remembered as a terrible president a la Jimmy Carter, as he'd likely trust a number of people he shouldn't to keep their word, he'd be too compromising for a lot of people, and I don't think people would like his "lack of personality" they'd get from his public persona. I think Hank would be a top-notch cabinet member though! I would totally support him for any of a number of different ones.

[-] karashta@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

My villain choice: Lex Luthor

My hero choice: The Martian Manhunter

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[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Lex Luthor.

Sure, he wants to kill Superman, that's not the best political stance, but other than that he'll basically just focus on fixing everything else that slows society down in order to have a society that's better at killing Superman.

Plus it's not like he's successful at killing Superman. So really it's a win-win.

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[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] fullflyermokoko@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.

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