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[-] AnalogNotDigital@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago

It's like a basic reading comprehension thing....

The ship is located in the Weddell Sea, which is north of Antarctica.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

Or south from the Equator line.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

they're saying everywhere outside Antarctica is north of Antarctica, so that doesn't add anything. it's deliberately obtuse for humorous effect. basic joke comprehension should be a thing.

[-] borax7385@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Top left corner is the Weddell Sea so we know it’s somewhere in that direction

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

everybody know "top-left" means north-west ! just say that !

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I’m good with it. Keep it somewhat hidden. Once the position gets out, every asshat with a scuba tank and calls themselves “an explorer” will ruin the place.

[-] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

asshat with a scuba tank

3000 meters beneath the Weddell Sea

Good luck

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Someone will try it don’t worry.

That or some billionaire will send private subs down to it.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

From what I’ve read, billionaires need more private sub trips

[-] Bluewing@discuss.online 5 points 1 day ago

I don't know where his ship is, but the man had great taste in blended Scotch! If you run across a bottle of Shackleton in your local liqueur store, buy it.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Better north of antarctica than north of arctica.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mark here either has poor reading comprehension, or is intentionally being a little shit by cherry picking part of the title and not reading the whole thing.

The location specified is not 'north of Antarctica'.

It is, 'the Weddell Sea, north of Antarctica.'

Giving 'the Weddell Sea' as the location is actually decently specific, and the 'north of Antarctica' that follows is modifying / adding to the description of 'the Weddell Sea'... not the entirety of the location description.

I would snarkily, rhetorically, ask if people are even taught how to diagram out a sentence structure anymore, but I already know the answer is 'not really, no', because the average adult American literacy level is that of a 6th grader.

Mark, and anyone else who also finds this to be a funny, poignant zinger, need to go back to middle school and relearn grammar.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Could you enlighten me, then? How on earth does "north of Antarctica" modifiy or add to "the Weddell Sea" in any way, shape, or form?

[-] andyspam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Endurance has been found, 3000 metres beneath the Weddell Sea, [which is]north of Antarctica.

See nonrestrictive modifiers

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm wondering if you fail to realize that the entirety of the antarctic coast is "north of Antarctica" which makes the description a virtually useless modifier.

Nothing wrong with the grammar, just the logic.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It seems they forgot to mention it was on earth. They really should have indicated it was within the solar system too. No mention of being located in the Milky Way galaxy or the known universe either.

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago

Weddell sea is good, mentioning Antarctica is good, the word “North” is meaningless in this context which is what the OP is laughing about.

[-] drosophila 16 points 1 day ago

It should probably say, "off the Antarctic coast", or even "X kilometers off the Antarctic coast".

[-] SloganLessons@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Or - bear with me here - it’s just a funny detail and people are laughing about it. Because any sea is obviously going to be north of it

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

It is still valid to point out that "north of Antartica" is a silly phrase in context, even though it's fine given the more specific Weddell Sea information. If you did want to help readers know the story based on a more well-known landmark, a less silly phrase would have been simply been "Weddell Sea, near Antarctica".

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I'd go with "the Antarctic's Weddell Sea".

[-] Tja@programming.dev 27 points 2 days ago

Nope. You could as well say: Mediterranean Sea, north of Antarctica.

I have two dollars, less than infinity.

The temperature is pleasant, higher than absolute zero.

Doesn't add anything. There are no seas south of Antarctica.

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[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago

While you're not wrong, you're also massively over-analyzing and "WELL AKSHULLY"ing what appears to be a silly one-liner, not a serious attempted dunk on the article.

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[-] p3n@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The Weddell Sea, north of Antarctica, brought to you by the department of redundancy department.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You better believe I'm here for this squabbling

[-] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Prime "AKSHUALLY" moment.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You're not wrong, you're just insufferable.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nah, spectral IS wrong. The "complaint" isn't arguing grammar, it's explicitly pointing out that there's a very unhelpful couple of words in the sentence.

The sentence "I live north of Antarctica." gives you basically zero information but is perfectly grammatically correct.

The line may as well have been "The weddel sea, which is made of water,..."

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I would snarkily, rhetorically, ask if people are even taught how to diagram out a sentence structure anymore, but I already know the answer is ‘not really, no’, because the average adult American literacy level is that of a 6th grader.

I agree with your overall statement. Just wanted to point out that there are a lot more people than Americans out there.

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

Here I’ll help, it’s also south of the North Pole.

[-] daddycool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And west of the equator.

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago

Narrowed it down to a single planet.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 days ago

narrowed it down to 95% of a single planet!

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[-] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

I can construct a weird true statement from this: All continents besides Antarctica are located North of the South-Pole.

[-] Ashelyn 19 points 2 days ago

Technically, almost all of Antarctica is located north of the south pole

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

If the south pole is a point, then it has no surface area, so the entirety of antartica is located north of the south pole

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 64 points 2 days ago
[-] recently_Coco 2 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: I have never actually seen a clip of this with audio, so I always give this guy the Skeletor voice in my head and I just realized he probably doesn't sound like that.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 22 hours ago

I might have seen it once a long time ago, but I don't remember what he sounded like, so I can't confirm that for you.

[-] garlicandonions@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I appreciate the "perhaps", like, the headline qualifies how annoyed they are at imprecision.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I can specify: south of the arctic.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 50 points 2 days ago

If "north of Antarctica" isn't enough to narrow it down, here are a few tips: it's also south of the Arctic, further from the Sun than Venus, closer to the Sun than Mars. Now it's easy to find it!

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Near the British Empire then.

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