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That looks like Hans Sanitizer.
I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.
My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.
I don't like sand. Its rough, it's irritating especially when it speaks german.
Jetzt werd' bloß nicht frech hier, du ferngesteuerte Unterhose!
Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!
But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!
The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.
Man, that language is crazy.
It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.
Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase
You're right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.
Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:
Also I think the thumb in the upper part of the picture has another thumb.
Well, the "s" is lower case, too
For inflection. GermAHNs.
That’s like 7,5 million Germans.
Fission Mailed Successfully
"Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M"
See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective...
0,09% aren't enough.
~~DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!~~
Let's make it more fun, a chaotic comment chain:
DIESE
SPRICH
KOMMENTAR-SEKTION
DEUTSCH
ATEMLOS
UND
SLOTTERMEIER
Interestingly, hanitizer is what I call the sanitizing stuff you put on you hands.
My dad does too lol
I see your dad values efficiency in his communications.
He's also a primary care provider lol
How I read in my dreams:
Pocket sand!
...Hanitizer
"Maximum Lasting Formula with Vitamin M"
Wow, it must be made with unobtainium!
Maximum Lasting
That’s not the word I saw. 😳
I’m with you on this one.
All you Krauts better watch your backs!
There is nothing wrong with my backs.
Common misconception uggh. You put it on sand to make hands. Duh
Why else would they call it a handitiser
/S
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