Some say that to this day the weasel is still there being accelerated ever closer to the speed of light.
that lucky bastard.
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Portal 3 plot leaked.
Weasel is a typo. It’s suppose to be Wheatley.
Wheatley was accidentally accelerated past the speed of light and now exists outside of time in a godlike state.
Still can’t make decent puzzle rooms for shit.
It was a Field Marten, not a weasel. The Pompiers still share around the image of its incredibly crispy corpse that was retrieved from the service tunnels at CMS Point 5.
Timeline thing is whatever, the collisions happening in LHC are less energetic than sunlight on a sq cm of grass, they're just much better controlled and measured.
I guess the NPR article screenshot comes from the other timeline where it was a weasel then.
It's part of the weasel family.
Technically no, both Weasles and Martens are part of the Mustelidae family, but they're different. I remember one of the shifters being super indignant about it lol.
I am with you on your distinction, but if you were to choose a mascot for the Mustelids (something notable to represent the whole family) I'm guessing a weasel would be the candidate.
Free shrugs lol.
I'm aware of the theory that a stupid cop shooting a gorilla put us in this fucked up timeline.
Dicks out everyone, you know the drill...
People suddenly pretending to care for animals is funny as hell
Valve intro sting
I'm not sure why I felt the urge to make this after seeing the guy on the right's hard hat... Yet here we are:
I think he's an alien tbh
Every construction worker is an alien when you don't know how hard hats work.
Cleary he is a direct descendant of the extraterrestrial ruling class of human-alien hybrids that ruled over ancient Egypt, rofl.
/s of course
Hidden in plane site smh my head
I can guarantee that the front of the netting isn't in its slots, and is pushed up above his forehead, essentially nullifying 95% of the effectiveness.
Yeah I know, I just thought it was funny
except in the other timeline, the hadron collider opened a black hole and swallowed the earth whole.
they got the better outcome regardless
Sounds lovely
Correct, but they got sucked into an alternative reality and plan full assault on Judgement Day
Well they should bloody well hurry up then.
You can't rush the battle of Armageddon. Be patient.
Was it a lab leak, or live market?
The weasel just wanted to go to a timeline where his family is alive.
It didn't know it would create the Weaselpoint paradox.
This timeline is great. I'm going to go ahead and continue living my life and enjoying the timeline I'm in. Not finding ways to constantly make myself depressed by finding and pointing out every negative aspect I dislike. I try to focus on all of the positives instead.
Are you advocating blissful ignorance as a like. Lifestyle? I'm glad that you have enough money and stability to do that lol if you're poor or marginalized blissful ignorance is not an option if you intend to survive.
No. I'm just advocating for focusing on the positives in life. I enjoy technology and engineering. Just got a 3D printer and am absolutely loving learning about it and improving my abilities in CAD. Also love going out hiking and spending time outdoors, my state has really being making a lot of improvements in that area.
I mean, good for you, it's good to have hobbies. But do you have no empathy for your fellow humans? I'm guessing your skin isn't a shade that might get you sent to CECOT... yet. If you ignore what's happening they may eventually come for you too.
People on these forums don't like positive inflections unless you are positively shitting on the west.
Downvote if I'm right.
It looks like people think you are right.
Now what's our down vote goal if we think you are far right?
Get it to -25. They'll be wrong. But they can think that if it helps them believe downvoting some rando on the depths of the armpit of the internet makes them leftier.
-50 and I'll falsely claim that I voted for trump.
-100 and we can confirm that it never mattered in the first place.
Honestly, same. It's just harder to make jokes about life being amazing.
Where's Gordy when you need him?
I missed that Pauly Shore movie.
I heard it was a stoat.
Wasn't it when a bird dropped a baguette on it?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/nov/06/cern-big-bang-goes-phut
https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
Wie is de koning van Wezel?
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