Live, from Chicago's famous Studebaker Theater, I'm Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me. Today's guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.

This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I'm asking you to go the phone...

Do people just know names of patterns and have a favorite?

Paisley Becker?

Yeah, that scans.

Houndstooth Ididntgetnpr. Reporting.

I'm Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.

This is Ogee Charanjit, and I'm here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.

All while set to a disco beat.

I’m Paisley Prine, up next, do podcast belong on the radio? This is NPR.

I'm Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.

I'm CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals

So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.

Blackwatch Cornell

There's a fun game called "NPR host or Star Wars character?"

See how many you can get right!

Razia Iqbal

Cikatro Vizago

Kai Ryssdal

Ofeibea Quist-Arcton

Douali Xaykaothao

Jek Porkins (lol)

Edit: Answers: only the second one and the last one are from Star Wars. The rest are NPR

I'm Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.

Hello, I'm Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David 'The Rails Alchemist' Heinemeier Hansson!

Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.

Plaid Cobain

“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”

Good evening, welcome to NPR, I'm your host Tartan Cobain

I'm Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.

Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.

“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”

Fractal Knopfler

Global, local. I'm Paisley Cornell, and this is NPR.

i'm Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you're listening to NPR.

I'm Fractal Morrison, and you're listening to NPR

(Endless) Knot Cornell.

Hmm.

Joining me now is Flecktarn Winehouse.

I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?

Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up... just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.

"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"

Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!