Trump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.
Supreme Court: Why?
Trump: For... reasons.
Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement
Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.
Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins 
The AI ate my homework.
I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.
Narrator: Where will you be when the amphetamine wears off?
Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.
Librarians are pretty chill, unless you're a loud talker hehe
Was he ever cognitively there?
If it were not for his mental decline, he would not have gained the populist support of so many uneducated or uninformed people. Back when Trump was young and sharp the average New Yorker couldn't stand him.
Years ago he was smart, fast, crooked, and completely devoid of ethics or morals. He has an instinct for self-preservation equaled only by New York City's most vicious, flesh-eating rats. Those traits were imparted by a ruthless father and honed by a cold-blooded mentor.
But time has the final word, and J. D. Vance is waiting in the wings like a pudgy undertaker with a bereaved expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye.
I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.
"Expendable peasant": Anyone who isn't a billionaire willing to throw money at L'Orange.
Great phrase, BTW. I'm brand new around here and I already like the place!
Imagine having to put up with two self-absorbed billionaire asshats at the office every day.