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Math is amazing! (lemmy.world)
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[-] superkret@feddit.org 107 points 3 months ago

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.

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[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 3 months ago
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[-] froufox 27 points 3 months ago
[-] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago
[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago
[-] froufox 2 points 3 months ago

whaa... how do you???

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

0?

Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age

x * e^iπ^ = x * -1 = -x

-x+x = 0

0/10 = 0

0 + x = x

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Turns out I was the joker the entire time.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 months ago

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I want this on my gravestone.

[-] slippyferret 51 points 3 months ago

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

[-] froufox 39 points 3 months ago
[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 31 points 3 months ago
[-] froufox 42 points 3 months ago
[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 23 points 3 months ago
[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...

[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

You pervert

[-] froufox 5 points 3 months ago

There are no children on this app💀

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

is baby gronk the new rizz king?

[-] froufox 2 points 3 months ago

baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you're old...

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Its just Leonardo Dicaprio's lemmy account

[-] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] froufox 7 points 3 months ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago
[-] HappyFrog 19 points 3 months ago

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

Hello type conversion, my old friend

[-] i_dont_want_to 7 points 3 months ago

NaN with you again

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[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

COVID made this accurate

[-] moog@lemm.ee 31 points 3 months ago

Take your age That's your age

[-] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago
[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 3 months ago

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[-] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 months ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I got 5318008

[-] cr78bw@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago

Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.

disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

I was told to never do math not even once

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR

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