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[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 184 points 4 days ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 166 points 4 days ago

And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago

Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.

[-] yarr@feddit.nl 35 points 3 days ago

This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

I'll help you.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Read the article. The police have them all.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 102 points 4 days ago
[-] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 days ago

free my boy he did nothing wrong

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 35 points 3 days ago

Why are the police looking for him?

Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 97 points 4 days ago

The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 90 points 4 days ago

The Easter Buddy.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 days ago

In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago

Thought you were joking

"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."

Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready

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[-] Kit 6 points 3 days ago

A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.

[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

This is a great idea.

This kept a bunch of cops busy looking for eggs. States like Florida have a bunch of cops looking for migrants to arrest and deport.

Not saying anyone should do this. It would be an interesting experiment to see what would happen if a bunch of people posted clues to Easter eggs that might contain drugs or maybe just a pretty little flower.

[-] runner_g 6 points 3 days ago

That would be great. Use a bunch of weed slang, bud, flower, sticky-icky, and then the eggs only contain lavender and chewing gum.

[-] dotson@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

the weedster bunny

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

This is so funny but also such a poor decision.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.

[-] DogOnKeyboard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago
[-] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

Real eggs are expensive.

[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 17 points 4 days ago

Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA

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[-] buwho@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 days ago

not all hero's wear capes

[-] cupcakezealot 4 points 3 days ago

we just figured out blues clues

we just figured out blues clues

we just figured out blues clues

because we're really smart

[-] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

The weed fairy is real!

On-on

[-] lemmy12369@midwest.social 11 points 4 days ago

In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Guess I'll be the guy to bring it down... what if literal 8 year Olds found it

[-] prole 24 points 4 days ago

Well if they ate it, literally nothing would happen. And I doubt they'd know to smoke it and/or how.

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

Yep, it would need to be decarbed (a process that a child can't do unless they explicitly look it up) and then ate with a fat to bind it for the liver.

Otherwise they're chewing up a plant that tastes kinda bad.

[-] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago

then they would probably eat the chocolate and throw away the smelly grass inside

[-] refutablewife@reddthat.com 21 points 4 days ago

Lol we give em sips of wine for communion and most kids have seen their parents falling down drunk by that age. You gonna hide beer cans at the grocery store also?

An 8yo can look at one marijuana and go on to live a perfectly fruitful life, I promise

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 4 days ago

That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.

[-] puppycat 8 points 4 days ago

local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across

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