The man is an open book to future employers. : linkedinlunatics

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 171 points 2 weeks ago

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

Because no topic is off limits and
Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[-] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

That's not a worm?!?!?!

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

[-] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

bookcover

About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

More useful than the original.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[-] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ok coca cola corp

[-] balder1991@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This cracked me up.

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[-] ratel@mander.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago

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[+] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 weeks ago

just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:

UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
SteamDeck owner
soccer/football fan
gamer
DRM hater
frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
work at job about shoes
doesn't have a foot fetish
boycotting the US
Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)

From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.

I wasted like 20m on this lol

And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

boycotting the US

[-] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email

[-] modus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here's mine in plaintext: xxxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx

You shouldn't see my email address. Only yours.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 34 points 2 weeks ago

ibangedmodussmom@hotmail.com

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm disappointed... It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can't tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.

[-] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's visible if I pay $500 to the admins

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Settle down Francis.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ok Jaden

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 52 points 2 weeks ago

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[-] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is solidly Facebook.

[-] corroded@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[-] nimble 41 points 2 weeks ago

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[-] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

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[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

[-] HorreC@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

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[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[-] the_q@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

TMI dude

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

He’s got a very valid point with #2 though

[-] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Long as you're honest about watching it with your partner. If you're hiding it then you know it's wrong.

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[-] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago

kinda confusing

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