674
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 124 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Finally, my moment has come.

But also, I love this guy:

[-] Cubes@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Beautiful! Not mammalian at all

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 71 points 3 months ago

Cyberbullying, not even once.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 months ago

Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

An orange bearded dragon on a blue, flannel blanket This is my darling son Tofu

*Edit: formatting

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Hello, tofu

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it's just the name...

Edit: The alt text mentions that Tofu, who looks very pretty, is a bearded dragon.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  *crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!" 

"Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region."

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 39 points 3 months ago

I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.

My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”

All I would ever get in response was side eye.

[-] hazeydreams@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Take your upvote and get out of here

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago
[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Spiny banana.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 3 months ago

hmm, approved

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 months ago

Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

He’s such a long boi!

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

There is only one true lizard king

[-] SleepyEyes@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bipedal, huh?

Mmhhh... No, very mammalian.

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago
[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 22 points 3 months ago

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

[-] Fenrir@lemmings.world 3 points 3 months ago

Argonians have left the chat

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 19 points 3 months ago

Mmmm, no, very mammalian.

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago
[-] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 20 points 3 months ago

Racism? No, very mammalian.

[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

I choose liz. I have to.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago
[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 3 months ago

very mammalian like zuck

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

My sleepy little gargoyle.

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oggy oggy oggy.

The Lizard is a great spot.

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Oi Oi Oi! I'd love to visit one day.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Geddon then. ;)

[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

You literally had a nightmare?

Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

Ugh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Announcer voice: Lizardman!

[-] BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

mmmm, no, very mammalian

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 months ago
[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago
[-] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No, no, frank- stinky- you won't get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I'll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Welcome the reptilian overlords

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
674 points (100.0% liked)

Science Memes

15991 readers
688 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS