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submitted 1 year ago by Disk@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Not joking by the way, this was made by a conservative artist

Original twitter post: https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1697222846030721336

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[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 228 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What in the manufactured persecution fetish is this bullshit? Where's the meme?

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Didn't you hear? Everything is a meme now.

This is a joke, but it's also not (sadly)

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 218 points 1 year ago

It's funny how 'getting an abortion' is the most atheist thing the artist could think of - I believe that's not even forbidden in the Bible?

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 197 points 1 year ago

There's a recipe to induce abortion in the Bible.

Not reading it is part of the book club.

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I've been trying to find that bit and my apparently poor googling techniques are finding nothing. Do you mind sharing an article or passage? (Just got back from a vacation with some fairly religious family members who were goddamn tiring, would be nice to be able to cite this next time.)

[-] Quasari@programming.dev 64 points 1 year ago
[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Wild, thanks! And I appreciate the reference!

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

Oh, if you want more fun, read them these two verses:

Exodus 21:12:

Anyone who assaults and kills another person must be put to death.

And Exodus 21:22:

When people who are fighting injure a pregnant woman so that she has a miscarriage but no other injury occurs, then the guilty party will be fined what the woman’s husband demands, as negotiated with the judges.

Then ask them why the punishment for killing a person is not the same as the punishment for causing a miscarriage.

After that, ask them why, if the Bible is the "inerrant" word of God, do some translations of that second verse use "miscarriage" while others say something more general like "caused a premature birth" instead? Because the meaning of that verse changes drastically depending on which way it's translated.

At this point, you'll probably be called a godless baby killer and uninvited from Thanksgiving dinner.

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[-] hactually@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%205:11-31&version=NIV

It's not really a recipe but the Bitter Waters can be viewed as an abortifacient.
Regardless of if true - that verse does show that the christian god is pro-abortion.

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[-] Neko@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

There is a kind of “recipe” in Numbers 5:11-31

It’s a “test for an unfaithful wife” but it’s a curse which would make a woman miscarry a child if it belonged to someone other than her husband.

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[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 147 points 1 year ago

Finally a relatable comic that offers a true look into the home of your standard antifa, or uppity lib.

Why just the other day I found a baptism certificate in my daughters backpack.

Well that was three abortions and the gender reassignment is booked for next year.

Seriously though, holy fuck. How does someone come up with that nonsense and actually believe that?

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago

There's two types. One that is really that stupid and one that just wants to create chaos. There has been scientific research about this.

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 110 points 1 year ago

She's probably already pregnant from her youth pastor.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 year ago

Reverse baptism: when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

THE YOUTH PASTOR PREGNANCY ABORTIONS FOR MY LITTLE SUSIE ARE JUST FINE.

It's all the other little whores who are enjoying sex or may die from their pregnancies that we really worry about. Those babies need to be saved for Jesus.

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[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 108 points 1 year ago

Oh my Odin this isn't satire? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ

[-] Fazoo@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Is it because he titty fucks, or...

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[-] words_number@programming.dev 101 points 1 year ago

The fact that this is not satire about conservatives ridiculous fever dreams, but a serious depiction of one, makes it really damn funny :'D

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

It made the comic even funnier when I saw that it was unironic

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

Does he believe this? Does ANYONE belive this?

To think people like these can vote

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

They not only can, but they will. Underlining the importance of anyone who sees this as obvious idiocy to vote as well.

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[-] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Too bad such talented hands are attached to such a stunted mind.

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[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 year ago

Oh this isn't an ironic post ?

[-] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 38 points 1 year ago

The fun part is that it's both!

Why only have one fanbase when there's two?

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago

I know that this is serious, but it's so bad is good.
It has become the parody of a parody, this comic has so many layers of irony that transcends politics

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 41 points 1 year ago

Have fun changing it and sending it back.

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[-] leraje 22 points 1 year ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago

GO GO GADGET JESUS!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Something about context

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 44 points 1 year ago

My dad is communist and this happens every day

[-] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Surprised he lived this long without food

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

I feel like this should go in c/therightcantmeme, or c/conservativescantmeme. I don't remember the exact name

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 22 points 1 year ago

Wait until you find out op is posting it seriously and not ironically

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

I saw that a few times on reddit. It's a trip trying to peek inside the brains of Christian fascists.

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago

Imagine if we just leaned into their wacky right-wing conception of pro-choice and were like "yeah, our endgame is to have as many abortions as possible per capita." Their heads would explode lol

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna get my vasectomy reversed to own the cons

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[-] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

You're going to tell me you wouldn't be upset if you're kid was Christian?

[-] BluJay320 26 points 1 year ago

I’d be upset to realize I raised an idiot, yes

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[-] rusticus@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

JFC not funny at all.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago

Fuck, whenever i see this dude art am like, damn bro these look really good . His art is better than most comic artists i saw and yet it's used for utter garbage. How saddening....

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago

This us beyond hilarious.

[-] aaronstc@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I saw this way before X was a thing. It's weird that they re-watermarked it.

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