So is this that famous uglificator?

You Will Hot!

This reads like something you would put on a condescending brithday card.

Oof so close, I even read it the grammatically correct way a couple times lol.

My brain totally just ignored that it was in the wrong order.

Believe me, I'm incredibly anxiously aware I'm starting twink death

This is definitely a dark pattern to make you double take. They could have easily switched sides on the BOTTOM TEXT but chose otherwise

What came in this box?

I might have figured it out faster without "YOU WILL HOT" being bolded, which makes it look like those three were a phrase with emphasis.

What terrible design. It leads me to assume the product is poorly put together when they can't even make a coherent sentence on the packaging.

hotever dood