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[-] stormdahl@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

It doesn't really make sense for Canada to be a member of the EU simply because Canada isn't in Europe. What we could do is grant Canada a deal similar to what Norway has now. We're one of four members of EFTA, which are part of the EEA without being EU members.

I must admit that my knowledge of Canada is shallow at best but my impression is that its overall values align well with western European democracies.

[-] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

This is exactly what I was thinking.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago

Nah we just need a fancy team name for the not-absolute-fuck-head countries.

I mean EU is Europe and I fucking love you guys but down here in Australia we can't just up and move the continent to Europe.

I don't think the name should be dependent on membership like BRICS or whatever because you don't want to have to rebrand when you kick someone out or let someone in.

I think it should include a word like collaborative because honestly, that's what it's about - we're better off working together.

It's also important to choose a name with a catchy acronym that isn't already taken.

Maybe Collaborative Union of Nice Terran States.

[-] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You just answered yourself. Just call it CUNAFHC - Collaborative Union of Not-Absolute-Fuck-Head-Countries

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

EBU EU whats the difference?

If Australia can be part of the Eurovision song contest so It can be of the EU. Also everybody already asume anyway that you are just Austria.

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

A-tier shitpost 👍

[-] Solon@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago

But its about European values. Compassion, democracy, empathy, forgiveness and freedom

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 1 hour ago

As a European, I don't think we can claim exclusive ownership of those concepts.

[-] vrojak@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

I still would not call them European values, it comes of as values that exist in Europe and nowhere else. And I'd rather have compassion, democracy etc everywhere.

[-] EstonianGuy@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago

How about just, free world. The rest are fascist dictatorships anyway.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 1 hour ago

We're also democratic, we should call it the free democratic coalition of states.

Its not like there is any bad precedent in using names like this, like democratic republic of korea, or just referring to USA as "land of the free"...

[-] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Not true, there's also we poor countries who can't afford hanging around with the nice guys in the block

[-] EstonianGuy@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

Well who says you cant join up? An alliance like NATO doesnt have a price tag except for the 2% minimum defence limit, but it’s 2% subjective to your income. So you literally can afford that.

[-] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Yes but then you'd need NATO's approval. Remember how Erdogan put all sorts of 'but's to Finland and Sweden, countries with way more wealth (and more arguments to be included in NATO) than one like mine

[-] Sas@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago

Let's go CUNTS!

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago
[-] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Actually, the EU has a whole bouquet of options for countries that want to cooperate with it. It can be trade agreements, free trade area, currency union, Schengen Area and so on. Norway, Switzerland and Turkey are examples of different degrees of associated status.

But be aware that any full EU membership would non-negotiable include the right of not only companies but also people to move freely in the common area - yes, that would mean that any EU citizen has the right to move to and live in Canada, and vice versa, as long as these persons can support themselves.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

Discrimination against people that can't support themselves.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

Not really. It prevents countries from bearing the burden of maintaining other nation's unemployed, incapacitated, etc...

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cool. I'm not offended by that. 28th member sounds respecta. 51st state, not so much. 😂

[-] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 47 points 1 day ago

🇪🇺❤️🇨🇦

[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 32 points 1 day ago

Canada joins EU, blue states join Canada. Bada bing, bada boom

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The majority of people even in blue states were fine with Trump. No thanks, they can stay where they are.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

As much as I like Canada compared to the US, they are not European by any stretch of the imagination. I'd be for free trade and free movement as a beginning, but part of the European Union is a bit much.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago
[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

W name in this context lmao frfr ong

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

And California, Washington, Oregon and Hawaii please 🙏🏼

[-] gorillaNdaMist@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Let's do it.

[-] crimeschneck@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

If Canada joins EU, should we change its name? Any suggestions?

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago

Why change? Canada is a perfectly good name.

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't even realise this comment was a joke and was confused at OPs question, until I realized they were thinking about the EU.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

We could name it the UE. United Earth.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

EEU (Europe Etc Union)

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Super Earth. Our home.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Well you could say it's a treaty of organisations all located by the North Atlantic... TONA? I dunno, it could never work!

[-] kuerbiskernoel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Should be something that works in most languages

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Northern Union? Atlantic Union?

Honestly keeping it the EU might be the easiest.

[-] SuperZorro@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

From the limited stuff I know about Canada, please no. They only seem reasonable because they are only ever compared to usa.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

I wonder what you're thinking of. On just about every issue there's somewhere in Europe further right or further left. Since this is Lemmy you probably don't mean we like immigrants too much.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

I completely forgot that this guy was our foreign minister for over a year.

[-] UpperBroccoli 2 points 20 hours ago

What, you forgot all about Siggie den Grätenlosen, Siggie the Fishboneless?

[-] Flemmy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The geese took that personal.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Nothing personnel kid

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't worry, they physically can't get any angrier. The people on the other hand mostly support the idea of joining.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

With the increasing far-right influence in the EU, Canada should steer well clear. Unless that's something they'd like to contribute to themselves.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The far right is currently collapsing here, and was never as prominent as in France or Germany in the first place.

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