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[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 hours ago

Nah we just need a fancy team name for the not-absolute-fuck-head countries.

I mean EU is Europe and I fucking love you guys but down here in Australia we can't just up and move the continent to Europe.

I don't think the name should be dependent on membership like BRICS or whatever because you don't want to have to rebrand when you kick someone out or let someone in.

I think it should include a word like collaborative because honestly, that's what it's about - we're better off working together.

It's also important to choose a name with a catchy acronym that isn't already taken.

Maybe Collaborative Union of Nice Terran States.

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago

A-tier shitpost ๐Ÿ‘

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

EBU EU whats the difference?

If Australia can be part of the Eurovision song contest so It can be of the EU. Also everybody already asume anyway that you are just Austria.

[-] Sas@beehaw.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Let's go CUNTS!

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago
[-] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 2 points 28 minutes ago

Actually, the EU has a whole bouquet of options for countries that want to cooperate with it. It can be trade agreements, free trade area, currency union, Schengen Area and so on. Norway, Switzerland and Turkey are examples of different degrees of associated status.

But be aware that any full EU membership would non-negotiable include the right of not only companies but also people to move freely in the common area - yes, that would mean that any EU citizen has the right to move to and live in Canada, and vice versa, as long as these persons can support themselves.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 10 hours ago

As much as I like Canada compared to the US, they are not European by any stretch of the imagination. I'd be for free trade and free movement as a beginning, but part of the European Union is a bit much.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 49 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Cool. I'm not offended by that. 28th member sounds respecta. 51st state, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 36 points 16 hours ago

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[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 22 points 15 hours ago

Canada joins EU, blue states join Canada. Bada bing, bada boom

[-] gorillaNdaMist@lemm.ee 5 points 11 hours ago

Let's do it.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

And California, Washington, Oregon and Hawaii please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 15 hours ago
[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

W name in this context lmao frfr ong

[-] SuperZorro@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 15 hours ago

From the limited stuff I know about Canada, please no. They only seem reasonable because they are only ever compared to usa.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 14 hours ago

I wonder what you're thinking of. On just about every issue there's somewhere in Europe further right or further left. Since this is Lemmy you probably don't mean we like immigrants too much.

[-] crimeschneck@feddit.nl 6 points 16 hours ago

If Canada joins EU, should we change its name? Any suggestions?

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 16 hours ago

Why change? Canada is a perfectly good name.

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I didn't even realise this comment was a joke and was confused at OPs question, until I realized they were thinking about the EU.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 15 hours ago

We could name it the UE. United Earth.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Why not EU (earth united)

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Super Earth. Our home.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 14 hours ago

Northern Union? Atlantic Union?

Honestly keeping it the EU might be the easiest.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Well you could say it's a treaty of organisations all located by the North Atlantic... TONA? I dunno, it could never work!

[-] kuerbiskernoel@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago

Should be something that works in most languages

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago

I completely forgot that this guy was our foreign minister for over a year.

[-] Flemmy@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

The geese took that personal.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 10 hours ago

Nothing personnel kid

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Don't worry, they physically can't get any angrier. The people on the other hand mostly support the idea of joining.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago

With the increasing far-right influence in the EU, Canada should steer well clear. Unless that's something they'd like to contribute to themselves.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The far right is currently collapsing here, and was never as prominent as in France or Germany in the first place.

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