Stressed Out in my ass

What has changed is that for this version change, they are telling a lot of people to trash perfectly fine, working devices.

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

Oh my. If Canada were to join the European Union, as well, we would have to rename the currency to "Euro Dollars", or "Eddies" for short.

"but... it shouldn't have affected ME, you know?"

What the hell took them so fucking long. Anyone still using Xitter is a fascist enabler.

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

For *, you despise HR, those fucking corpo muppets that will attempt to stab you in the back at every opportunity.

Remember rule of acquisition #48:

The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

Never forget, HR is your enemy.

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"

Good idea, giving Microsoft control over every single open source project. I mean, what could go wrong, right?