Wennde so denkst, dümmer kommt's nicht mehr, dann kommt von irgendwo die Petry her. Die denkt sich wohl "bissel mehr Schaden geht aber noch!"

I think shes got a company now that is making extra comfy bras.

Trump Jong Un much?

Die neue Regierung versucht eher, die Linke zu verbieten als die Arschkrampen für Dumme.

Der letzte Satz ist der Beste ☺️

It's a normal outlet, and the power is limited to 800 watts. Batteries are entirely optional. The energy that gets used gets used, and what's left is fed upstream into the power network. Some people here don't have new energy meters but those old ferraris meters, and they actually may count backwards, so that's nice, too.

Cycling, specifically the Tour de France, or as I like to call it, the Tour de Farce. It's advertised as a huge thing but then for hours on end, its just sweaty guys on bikes, all side by side, and two commentators enthusiastically discussing basically nothing.

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"