[-] UpperBroccoli 117 points 6 months ago

Maybe not every single one of them will shoot an unarmed civilian, but all of them just stood by and did nothing.

Verdict: ACAB.

[-] UpperBroccoli 96 points 6 months ago

Genau, die Bürgergeldempfänger sind das Problem in diesem Land, nicht die reichen Arschgeigen, die Milliarden auf dem Konto haben, Millionen ausbeuten, alles kontrollieren und keinen Cent Steuern bezahlen. Ist klar.

[-] UpperBroccoli 116 points 8 months ago

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers!

[-] UpperBroccoli 98 points 8 months ago

Oh my. If Canada were to join the European Union, as well, we would have to rename the currency to "Euro Dollars", or "Eddies" for short.

[-] UpperBroccoli 106 points 8 months ago

"but... it shouldn't have affected ME, you know?"

[-] UpperBroccoli 116 points 11 months ago

What the hell took them so fucking long. Anyone still using Xitter is a fascist enabler.

[-] UpperBroccoli 217 points 1 year ago

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

[-] UpperBroccoli 164 points 1 year ago

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

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[-] UpperBroccoli 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For *, you despise HR, those fucking corpo muppets that will attempt to stab you in the back at every opportunity.

Remember rule of acquisition #48:

The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

Never forget, HR is your enemy.

[-] UpperBroccoli 201 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

[-] UpperBroccoli 118 points 2 years ago

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"

[-] UpperBroccoli 103 points 2 years ago

Good idea, giving Microsoft control over every single open source project. I mean, what could go wrong, right?

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