Well of course Liz Truss did nothing wrong. It was all the fault of that impertinent lettuce.

This assumes that Mr. Trump will honour the deal, which is a pretty big assumption.

Maybe not every single one of them will shoot an unarmed civilian, but all of them just stood by and did nothing.

Verdict: ACAB.

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

"but... it shouldn't have affected ME, you know?"

What the hell took them so fucking long. Anyone still using Xitter is a fascist enabler.

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"

Good idea, giving Microsoft control over every single open source project. I mean, what could go wrong, right?