[-] UpperBroccoli 9 points 4 hours ago

Fuck Chiquita (and Nestle while we're at it)

[-] UpperBroccoli 2 points 23 hours ago
[-] UpperBroccoli 3 points 4 days ago

adding that even friends of Israel would not tolerate “images of mass starvation”.

Translation: we'll shoot more press people.

[-] UpperBroccoli 2 points 5 days ago

I can only assume someone was annoyed that the statue had the wrong arm raised.

[-] UpperBroccoli 43 points 5 days ago

We have a customer, a big international corporation, that has very specific rules for their intranet passwords:

  • Must contain letters
  • Must contain numbers
  • Must contain special characters
  • No repeats
  • Passwords must be changed every two months
  • Not the same password as any of the last seven
  • PASSWORDS MUST BE EXACTLY EIGHT CHARACTERS LONG

I can only assume that whoever came up with these rules is either an especially demented BofH, or they have some really really weird legacy infrastructure to deal with.

[-] UpperBroccoli 10 points 6 days ago

For those of us who don't want to fuck, marry or kill our computers, [...]

What a way to lose your audience...

[-] UpperBroccoli 116 points 1 month ago

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers! Developers developers developers developers!

[-] UpperBroccoli 116 points 4 months ago

What the hell took them so fucking long. Anyone still using Xitter is a fascist enabler.

[-] UpperBroccoli 217 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

[-] UpperBroccoli 164 points 6 months ago

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

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[-] UpperBroccoli 199 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

[-] UpperBroccoli 118 points 11 months ago

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"

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