[-] UpperBroccoli 11 points 2 hours ago

Massive X data leak affects over 200 million products.

FTFY.

[-] UpperBroccoli 2 points 1 day ago

I've had a good moment with a german crime show where the tech guy just said "Nope, not possible."

[-] UpperBroccoli 8 points 1 day ago

Was it Luke Skyvvalker or Ham Solo?

[-] UpperBroccoli 6 points 1 day ago

Packaging said dishwasher safe.

Maybe they meant the packaging was dishwasher safe 🤔

[-] UpperBroccoli 1 points 1 day ago

As a long time C/C++ developer, I think it has a lot of really great ideas. The one thing preventing me from using it a lot more is that there is no stable ABI that would allow to use shared libraries in Rust - everything is statically linked, and if I use the same crates in a number of programs, the same code exists in each of these programs. That is not really a good thing whne you try to develop for a system with very limited space and where program load times make a difference, such as for certain embedded platforms.

But honestly, Rust support in the Linux kernel? Java never got that far, nor any other language (apart from C, obviously).

[-] UpperBroccoli 1 points 2 days ago

What are the complaints?

[-] UpperBroccoli 5 points 2 days ago

Guy 1: Can you enhance that grainy camera picture so I can make out that license plate so I can read it? Even though the license plate is just two pixels in the original recording?

Guy 2: Sure. I'll just use this wondertech to... ah, there you go. One click did it.

[-] UpperBroccoli 2 points 2 days ago

Ban the sun while you're at it, it is the source of all that glare, after all. Glaring obvious!

[-] UpperBroccoli 2 points 2 days ago
[-] UpperBroccoli 8 points 3 days ago

Picture of Baldrick from 'Blackadder'

Well... a turnip, obviously.

[-] UpperBroccoli 29 points 5 days ago

It bears repeating though. Far too many people think that slavery ended a long time ago.

[-] UpperBroccoli 93 points 5 days ago

[...] that few people have even noticed that their government appears to already be initiating a system of off-shore, industrialized slavery.

... as opposed to the system of on-shore, industrialized slavery already in place for decades? AKA the prison-industrial complex? That legally and officially still is slavery, after all.

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