Fuck Chiquita (and Nestle while we're at it)

Bitch

Why?

adding that even friends of Israel would not tolerate “images of mass starvation”.

Translation: we'll shoot more press people.

I can only assume someone was annoyed that the statue had the wrong arm raised.

We have a customer, a big international corporation, that has very specific rules for their intranet passwords:

• Must contain letters
• Must contain numbers
• Must contain special characters
• No repeats
• Passwords must be changed every two months
• Not the same password as any of the last seven
• PASSWORDS MUST BE EXACTLY EIGHT CHARACTERS LONG

I can only assume that whoever came up with these rules is either an especially demented BofH, or they have some really really weird legacy infrastructure to deal with.

For those of us who don't want to fuck, marry or kill our computers, [...]

What a way to lose your audience...

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

What the hell took them so fucking long. Anyone still using Xitter is a fascist enabler.

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"