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[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 64 points 3 weeks ago

New fear for couches unlocked.

[-] jenni007@lemm.ee 41 points 3 weeks ago
[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

Backpfeifengesicht.

Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure "Back fife and shit" was probably wrong.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with "shit" is German for "face" :D

Backpfeife would literally translate to "cheek whistle", because that's our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I like that even better, "Cheek whistle face." Is there a way to make it more cheeks (butt) whistle face?

[-] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I'm not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

No need to ask any other Germans, I think that works if you say it out loud, lol.

[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Backe is actually just the butt cheek, Wange is the correct term for the face cheek.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

2 posts in and I'm done for the day

Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

Whenever they print out "I did that" Drump stickers, they should print out these too.

[-] seeigel@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, that's my fetish. Thanks.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

This keeps getting better.

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

👁️🫦👁️

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

My eyes!!!!!! 👁️👁️

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

[-] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

I sent you my Javelins plz respond

[-] calisti 3 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t mix this shithead with queerphobia please.

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago

I guess I'm out of the loop. How this has anything to do with queers?

[-] ChristmasApe@discuss.online 10 points 3 weeks ago

It doesn’t.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The overemphasis on his eyeliner may be taken as such

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sure. And the exaggeration of his jawline could be taken as a copyright infringement against Family Guy...

[-] zaperberry@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

And the fact that he's sitting down could be taken as poking fun at people with mobility issues

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Or people with couch fetishes

[-] zaperberry@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Is eyeliner a specifically queer thing now?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.

[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah okay Alysha.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 weeks ago

We go, Vey.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] scttgard@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup

[-] prole 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not even close.

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

He’s turning into a cushion.

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