They won't is my prediction

Ich glaube kaum, dass es sich empirisch überprüfen ließe

Fairly certain the suspension would not be needed when you liquify a human being under the tracks

The Suffering in my Ass or Jaws in my ass, can't remember which one it was

Technically yes

The pilot is the modern knight, the plane its steed. The analogy is pretty straightforward

That honestly is a very interesting subject for a beginners exam to criminal law

Der denkt das nicht, der weiß was seine Wähler hören wollen. Ist jedenfalls meine Vermutung

This is post-sovjet version of Arab guys owning high-end cars but living in a 2-room flat with 6 people

You forgot the explosion part

Why do you spend so much on your military if you can just use those trees

Oder um es mal in einen noch größeren Kontext zu rücken. Die Kriminologie geht davon aus, dass der wirtschaftliche Schaden der "white-collar-criminalität" die im Dunkelfeld bleibt, also nur die, die nicht entdeckt wird, alleine schon größer ist, als der wirtschaftliche Schaden der gesamten restlichen Kriminalität

Not that I have any actual idea, but I recon any shell fired at that distance and that flimsy a target wouldn't even lite the fuse.

Also this was recorded at the annual day of the Bundeswehr, basically a promotional event to get people to join the armed forces. Not sure if pointing you're 120mm barrel at their face does the job, but I was in the navy, so what do I know