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Dryer Settings (lemmy.world)
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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 68 points 3 weeks ago

Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha this response deserves its own post in this community. 🤣

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Alex Horne got jacked.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago

This is an example of more dollars than sense. They look terrible and paid good money for the privilege.

[-] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

More pounds than sense.

I'm fairly certain that's New Street All Bar One in Birmingham. This is typical attire for tossers going out day drinking in Brum.

Also, these guys just look British. The short guy couldn't look more aggressively British if he was wearing the Union Jack and invading countries for their tea.

Also, I'm not sure these clothes cost too many pounds - lots of polyester there. No shade - I don't buy expensive clothes myself either.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 40 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think you should subject everyone in public to having to see the entire shape of your cock and balls in pants that are so tight you can't even walk in them.

[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.

[-] don@lemm.ee 38 points 3 weeks ago

I’m not a complete fucking bellend.

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm at 89% on the bellend-o-meter myself at the moment, I'm afraid that if I go over 90% I'll have to dress like them!!

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 33 points 3 weeks ago

"What's preventing you from dressing like this?"

My moderate self esteem.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 32 points 3 weeks ago

I can't stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.

As for the pants I can't say I'd enjoy needing a changing partner:

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

What's preventing me? For one, actually having taste in clothing.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am not dressing for you. I am dressing for my own comfort and to satisfy legal requirements.

[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Men, what's preventing you to dress like this?

The fact that my girlfriend would die from laughter if I did.

[-] Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Life insurance for her, buddy

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 19 points 3 weeks ago

They've all got chicken legs

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Left guy is fine, I think. Proportional and his clothes fit. The ripped knees are questionable but w/e if he wants to tell us he's on his knees all day I won't judge.

[-] Spicy_Canada_Dry@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

i dont want my balls squished. and want to be comfortable

[-] Trilobyte@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago

They almost look shrink wrapped

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Also I try not to wear plastics.

[-] slouching_employer@lemmy.one 16 points 3 weeks ago

Give it about ten years and the popular style will pendulum back to fitted/tight clothing.

Just like it was before the current baggy trend and after the previous baggy trend, which was preceded by another tight trend, which was preceded by another baggy trend, and so on and so on

I wonder how much momentum there is in that pendulum?

I think it started swinging (at least in America) in the 30's. Between the scarcity of the depression and rationing during the war, fashions tended toward minimal. Then in the abundance of the 50's you got big puffy poodle skirts and zoot suits because we finally had a surplus.

[-] rivan@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

Dudes look like a still image for a gay fashion themed Sims 4 pack

[-] Bremmy@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

The gays probably have better fashion sense

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[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 15 points 3 weeks ago

Because I don’t aspire to drive an Audi.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago
  • I prefer to wear socks
  • I used to be fat, so skin tight shirts don't look good on me
  • I like button up shirts
  • In cool weather when I wear long trousers, I prefer not to have my ankles frozen
  • In hot weather I'm keeping as much of my legs bare as available men's bottom wear allows

All in all I don't like that style. I knew a boy who liked that style as a youth, he was a arsehole

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I've been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I've got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I'm wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men's accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There's a 50/50 chance I'm wearing socks.

The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.

[-] EySkibidiBabBab@feddit.dk 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

The ability to move without squeaking.

[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Because I'm 55 years old and would—shockingly—even appear more of a buffoon than they?

Seems like a fairly good reason to me.

[-] PyroNeurosis 11 points 3 weeks ago

I've managed to buy clothes since I left the eighth grade.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You can almost tell their religion be a their pants are so tight

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Showing off those sexy ankles would've gotten them in quite the pickle back in the late 1800s.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Junk too big, I'm too fat, and it's a douchy style when taken to the extreme of the photo. Wearing well fit clothes is good, but this is something else.

I regularly have trouble finding pants where the crotch doesn't crush things or make it look like I'm smuggling sausage, the waist is wide enough, and the legs don't look like they're parachutes. Usually settle for two of the three.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago
  • You will have my sword
  • And my axe
  • And my bow
  • I'm looking for Horcruxes
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[-] BreadAndThread@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're all wearing leggings of assorted fabrics and styles.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] notasquirrel@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

what is this? the tight pants convention?

[-] discreetelite@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

The one lad has gone baggy what is he hiding

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you consider round a shape I’d totally wear that

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Because I'm not into CBT.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Personally for me I have massive legs even without working out( benefits of overweight with the right genetics) and I can't get the skinny jeans past my calves. 🤷‍♂️

It would also look ridiculous on me.

I would never wear long jeans that are not long enough and low socks to expose my ankles, that would feel terrible.

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[-] pixeltree 5 points 3 weeks ago

Guy on the left looks good to me honestly. The other three take it too far for my tastes but Lefty's hot

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

the pants look like they'll rip any second

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, how do they expect to sit.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
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