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This is when I realized Dave Chappelle officially sucked.
Fuck you Chappelle, you got some money and decided you were better than everyone else. Imagine introducing "the richest man in the world" like it's some honor to share the same stage. Two fucking dirtbag pieces of shit rubbing wieners just hoping the monkeys will clap for them.
"Here comes the man who has more money than you can fathom, but still wants yours. Wait, why are you booing?"
Fuck 'em both.
The fucking hubris. These mother fuckers really think we’re just gonna get on our knees because they’re rich, or roll over and die while they take over the world.
This world will be Elon’s tomb. He’s not gonna make it to Mars.
If we go to Mars it will be as free people, building a sustainable, egalitarian world where no one bows down to power hungry dictators.
If we go to Mars, they will keep earth.
What was the universe where distant planets were used as conc camps? Red Faction? Riddick?
I'd say Red Faction fits the bill better. They just took them to Mars under the false pretense of work and pay but they beat them when they got there.
If I recall, the prison planet in Riddick was man-made. Wouldn't be the first time I was wrong today though.
He’s not gonna make it to Mars.
He never intended to go to Mars. Remember the real reason for the moon mission and shudder.
The rich still die...
Elon Musk, Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan, Justin Roiland, Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro and a bunch of these guys must be on a group chat together I swear ...
Why is Justin Roland in that group? I thought he was just a sex pest. He's too poor to be with them.
He was accidentally added to their Signal chat.
A lot of them are in literal cults, or have sexual assault allegations against them
Eg Transcendental Meditation (based in Iowa): Ivanka, https://www.instagram.com/ivankatrump/reel/C4y3e-uO-IS/?hl=en Russell Brand (who also happens to fit in the sexual assault column too)
Tulsi and this other kind of niche cult (which she's never denounced): https://www.civilbeat.org/2024/12/senators-urged-to-examine-gabbards-deep-and-intense-ties-to-hawaii-sect/
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Didn’t the wannabe fuhrer have a complete breakdown after this happened? I remember hearing that.
Correct
To be fair, it is classic fuhrer behavior
The shock of this absolutely pushed him further right, no question. He realized all his tech buddies hated his guts but there was nobody in his circle who would dare make him understand why. And that's why all billionaires are crazy.
“He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset that the Twitter employees were considering calling a wellness check by the San Francisco police because they thought he was going to self-harm himself,” Mezrich said in an interview Tuesday on CNBC’s “Squawk Box, Insider said.
Oh, no, Elon..... don't.... *goes back to work*
Stories like these warm my heart. I hope it gets worse for him.
Damn, shame it bounced back
Probably. He’s extremely insecure and sensitive. I hope it eats him alive.
I like how the booing even gets to a professional comedian used to hecklers and booing as part of his day job. That's how bad this was loooool
He thought he could bring the crowd under control by controlling the pace, but everytime there was a lull in the funny, they saw Elon Musk and remembered to say fuck that guy
I already got one cause I posted the South Park scene in which they realize AIDS is funny now because it's been 22.3 years, but I replaced AIDS with 9/11 because it was the 22.3 year anniversary. It was up for over a year before, suddenly, it was promoting terrorism and had to be taken down immediately.
Fuck this world.
edit: Here it is on loops if anyone is curious. Pretty self-explanatory tho.
I'm not 'murican, will that video make me an international terrorist?
Why... was he even there?
Dave Chapelle got chaff for jokes about trans people that didn't land (probably because they were transphobic). Elon hates his trans daughter? I think that's why.
He bought Dave a jetpack for Christmas
It's a sad indictment of the situation that your explanation is still miles better than any other I've been able to come up with.
is this recent? when was this event?
Only because you asked nicely.
December 2022.
Contextually, I believe he just bought Twitter, fired everybody, just before he got into Trump's inner circle
And it was in SF — not exactly conservative HQ and where twitter was located
I'm kind of confused. Why is he on stage with Dave? Was this planned or was he randomly there?
Hasn't Dave been sus for a while now?
Unfortunately, Dave became just another rich bitch, but, he still says some prophetic shit like, "His whole business model is fuck earth, I'm leaving anyways" or, "do you hear that sound Elon? That's the sound of pending civil unrest "
This was December 22 I think
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Surprise guest. And unwelcome
From which stage where for what reason? I watched the first couple seconds, but got no clues.
Chase Center San Francisco because Elon sucks and always has. Watch the rest of the seconds, there are plenty of clues.
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I just wanna say, I've really been dreaming of a Bill Burr 2028 ticket assuming elections are still a thing.
I love the guy, his voice, and his development as a person. He can pull this shit together.
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