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A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster (pawb.social)

submitted 4 months ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 180 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 months ago

Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits

[-] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a contracted arbitration or something…

[-] grue@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

I am sick and tired of the war on property rights. The amount of companies trying to misrepresent product as services in order to seize undeserved control is too damn high!

[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

The ones that had by far the best grounds to sue burnt to death.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Well, the guy who made the trucks gutted the CFPB a few months back...

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 19 points 4 months ago

You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Lol and don't slam the doors!

For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

lol wtf... it's like people discover a new design disaster every day. you ever seen those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI or terribly unusable everyday objects... it's like they deliberately did that for a truck.

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[-] PleaseLetMeOut@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Well atleast its affordable.

Starting price is like $82,000, or $101k with options lol

https://www.caranddriver.com/tesla/cybertruck

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 76 points 4 months ago

Same. I washed my hair yesterday and I had a heart attack. I also washed my stainless steel forks and they rust in a few minutes. It's the worst.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Both heart and forks very good quality, very very good. Very expensive.

[-] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 73 points 4 months ago

Ok, so a car wash kills it. What happens when it rains? Do they sell a giant umbrella to mount on the stupid ass thing?

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 65 points 4 months ago

Apparently part of the frame fills up with water until the level gets high enough to short some critical internal wiring

[-] droans@midwest.social 35 points 4 months ago

Smh y'all will do anything to disparage Teslers.

The driver does something stupid, such as getting the car wet, and the car sometimes shuts itself down instead of catching fire.

No other car even tries to stop itself after getting wet! Can't you see how much better they are?! Have you even said thank you once? In this conversation?

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thank you

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

I'll have to set the lawn watering thingy to cover a little extra ground :p

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Jesus Christ

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Drill some holes in the lowest parts of the frame?

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

That might just do the trick, I don't know what's beneath that bit of frame tho

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

More water probably

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

With holes in it for sure

[-] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago

You remember when he said it would function as a boat.

[-] stankmut@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago

Like a boat, you don't get to use it as much as you like and you have to keep throwing money at it.

[-] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

And the 2 happiest days of ownership are when you get it and when you get rid of it. Although I’m guessing some people might be having second thoughts as they take delivery given all the news about the build quality. Truly revolutionary, making boats seem reliable.

[-] modeler@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

An example of a boat is the Titanic. But given the tendency to burst into flames, perhaps the Felicity Ace or the Moskva might be more accurate.

[-] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 56 points 4 months ago

Note that the charger is stuck.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Guess they don’t know about the string you yank hidden in the tailgate to unlock it manually

[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

What’s up with that? Did they wash it while charging?

[-] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 36 points 4 months ago

It sounds like it didn't die in the carwash but overnight, so my guess is they plugged it in overnight after the wash and after it died the plug won't unlock maybe?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

You gotta be a special kind of broken to not have power while plugged in.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

IIRC, the chassis has some places where water can pool inside without drainage holes, and wiring runs through those trays. It could be that the car was fine for a while until the owner tried charging it, which would've tripped a fuse or something.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

So the Cyberfuck is:

Not bulletproof
Not waterproof
Can't handle mud or snow
Can't handle the sun
Can't handle parking lots

Did I miss anything?

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

• fucking ugly

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Can rust even under ideal conditions

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow

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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 months ago

Charge the car wash with terrorism.

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[-] Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Still love the truck /s

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

Absolutely, that truck is a beast. It can carry a whole dead cybertruck all the way to the service center!

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

lol... you're getting downvoted even with the sarcasm tag

Apparently 22 mf's hate the cybertruck so much they forget how to read

[-] don@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah I gotta admit I love ‘em when they’re dead too and when they get tagged with really cool graffiti I love that

[-] LostWon@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Doesn't using a car wash without putting the car in "car wash mode" first void its warranty, or was that false news? (I don't remember where I heard it.) Nice way to make a lot of unsuspecting people void their warranty.

[-] Enceladus@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Ironically, gasoline is recommended to wash Stainless Steel.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Watched this guy make all the cars behind him backup so he could retreat.

[-] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

Amazing, Got so far and then realized their mistake at the last moment.

This absolutely deserves it's own post.

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I like how on my car there are routes for water to drain wherever two panels meet, even if those panels are a door with a seal. It's almost like the people who designed it thought it might get used outside

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