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[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 176 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 weeks ago

Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits

[-] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a contracted arbitration or something…

[-] grue@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

I am sick and tired of the war on property rights. The amount of companies trying to misrepresent product as services in order to seize undeserved control is too damn high!

[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

The ones that had by far the best grounds to sue burnt to death.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well, the guy who made the trucks gutted the CFPB a few months back...

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Lol and don't slam the doors!

For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

lol wtf... it's like people discover a new design disaster every day. you ever seen those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI or terribly unusable everyday objects... it's like they deliberately did that for a truck.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI

You mean mobile apps in general? lol

[-] PleaseLetMeOut@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well atleast its affordable.

Starting price is like $82,000, or $101k with options lol

https://www.caranddriver.com/tesla/cybertruck

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