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A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster (pawb.social)
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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

So the Cyberfuck is:

  • Not bulletproof
  • Not waterproof
  • Can't handle mud or snow
  • Can't handle the sun
  • Can't handle parking lots

Did I miss anything?

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

• fucking ugly

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Can rust even under ideal conditions

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.

https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/

Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:

Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.

Also let's not forget about how the tow hitch can't tow.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They're pointing out the same thing as you. But yeah it's really dumb

[-] carrion0409@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Its crazy to me that my little V4 Hyundai elantra is better at off roading than that hunk of junk.

[-] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Not to be pedantic but it's a 4 cylinder not a v4. The cylinders are in a line so it would technically be an i4 for inline.

[-] carrion0409@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ahh mb. I dont know a ton about vehicles. I just know enough to fix most of my shit if it breaks.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't take it within 10 miles of the coast.

It activates dynamic "go brown and crumbly" safety feature on the outer panels.

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