Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."
Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)
Edit: likely NL
Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.
Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.
And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.
Looks like Pizzeria Dol che vita, Tweede Tuindwarsstraat 53, 1015 RX Amsterdam, Netherlands
Or maybe Papa John's. I'm not sure.
It's not complete without Hot Pizz sauce
The cutting I understand, normally it's precut
But ranch dressing?....noooo
What is "ranch"?
it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
Pizza is a vegetable in America
For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.
Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.
The best ranch ive had was actually made with buttermilk and was good with a lot of things, mostly fried foods.
I don't think it should have mayo or sugar in it. That sounds like European propaganda
It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.
Oh, thanks.
I don't think I would like this :(
Then you probably won’t, it has a very strong taste
The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho
I'd like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I'd call it the Badger Blast
To be fair, that pizza looks like crap.
That looks like a pretty good Neapolitan Pizza Margherita to me.
Are we seeing the same picture?
The best pizza I've ever had was in Pompei and looked just like that
Not a bottle of ranch in sight. Obviously shit tier pizza.
What would you expect a really good margherita pizza to look like?
Like a Little Caesars Hot n' Ready
Found the american (or the person completely obliviant about Italian pizza)
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