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[-] unhrpetby@sh.itjust.works 73 points 4 months ago

If you're going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.

[-] technomad@slrpnk.net 70 points 4 months ago

Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Speed running an international incident any%

[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Hold on, if you can't cut it and you can't fold it, how do you eat it?

[-] belluck@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Who says you can’t cut it?

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Grind it down to a fine powder and snort it through a rolled 500 euro bill.

[-] spooky2092 4 points 4 months ago

Spin it in the air and take bites as it goes by.

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[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago
[-] technomad@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

No, it's taco pizza

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[-] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)

Edit: likely NL

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.

And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Looks like Pizzeria Dol che vita, Tweede Tuindwarsstraat 53, 1015 RX Amsterdam, Netherlands

Or maybe Papa John's. I'm not sure.

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[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago
[-] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.

Pizza is a vegetable in America

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

The best ranch ive had was actually made with buttermilk and was good with a lot of things, mostly fried foods.

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.

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[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

an uncut pizza?... am I supposed to take it out the oven too?

[-] prole 9 points 4 months ago

an uncut pizza?

As an American, I prefer my pizza circumcized

[-] not_IO 4 points 4 months ago

tbf if you have it delivered they usually pretend like it's cut

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?

[-] jerakor@startrek.website 19 points 4 months ago

I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.

[-] XM34@feddit.org 5 points 4 months ago

One does wonder why that might be... ^^

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 months ago

What are these "Burritos"?

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Delicious is what they are

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

are there texmex places in europe?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

Yes, there is a lot of world food in most places, it came back with people from the colonies.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.

We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!

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[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago

Uncultured swine.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] naticus@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago
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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

You can't even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I'd like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I'd call it the Badger Blast

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