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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 59 points 4 days ago

I love this new sicko variant

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Makes me think they know how much we love the original.

[-] bishbosh@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Don't they sell "Sicko" shirts? They know our love lol

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Shouldn't they be mexsickans?

[-] spooky2092 38 points 4 days ago
[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The newest member of the Sickos Committee.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago

Jesus is next to God sitting on a throne? ... I thought Jesus was God and God was Jesus in one in the same trinity-what-ever-you-want-to-call-it

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mark 16:19:

“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 8 points 4 days ago

Well you see God the Son is seperate from God the Father, but they're also the same guy, both are part of God, but are individuals who can coexist, but God consists of them and the Holy Spirit, completely unrelated guy but also the same guy, all three are god, but individuals, but they can't be too individual, then they wouldn't be God, cause all three make God. Just make sure you know they're seperate. Or are they?

(Idk too much about this, I just find it confusing)

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Huh. It's almost like someone just made this up as they went.

[-] Gronk@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

I'm biased but I honestly believe Jesus was preaching some form of pantheism in his day, only for it to be misconstrued and abused for power.

A lot of the holy trinity (or is that a Cajun food thing? I don't remember.) stuff and other passages make sense from this perspective rather than a 'we're seperate from some anthropomorphic god, who by the looks of it doesn't have the best track record.' perspective.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

training for accepting whatever the church tells you regardless of if it makes sense or contradicts itself openly

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

i've seen this guys shit before and never really thought it was any good, and always at least just a little bit racist. I can say for certainty that I continue to think that his shit isn't very good and contains some racist shit.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago

This is the onions cartoonists parodying right-wing political comics. The whole point is to say that right-wing political comics aren't very good and contain some racist shit.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ah that would explain it

[-] SpicyColdFartChamber@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

I hope you are shit posting. But in case you aren't, this is satire.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I didn't realize I was on the onion, you may roast me. Spit roast me, even.

[-] Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

Reminds of that part in the Bible where Moses strikes the rock and the water comes out and Moses is just too dang modest about the water, so God doesn't let him into the promise land.

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