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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mark 16:19:

“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

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