The real question is why are you eating Soap
**chocolate flavored soap
Yeah, I hate this a lot.
This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.
Reminds me of that post awhile ago "Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons."
Also, they should print "That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!" on a tampon wrapper.
I tried pressing the "hide" button 🤦♂️
Maybe in future I'll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬
Omg, so cursed.
(The message, not the soap chocolate)
This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.
How else are you going to afford more chocolate?
If you can't afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.
/S
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