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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de to c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

American authorities have turned to the industry association Danish Eggs and asked about the possibility of exporting eggs to the USA, reports Danish TV2 with reference to the industry magazine Fødevarewatch. The egg shortage in the USA is due to bird flu. Over 40 million animals were put down last year and prices have been driven up, which has created a political debate. Among other things, President Donald Trump blamed egg prices on former President Joe Biden in his speech to Congress. Whether Denmark will export eggs is unclear. A number of export requirements stand in the way at present, according to Danish Eggs.

From another comment below:

From the Danish media: https://nyheder.tv2.dk/business/2025-03-14-usa-beder-danmark-om-hjaelp

There are a few additional points

  • Multiple European countries have gotten similar requests, not just Denmark

  • American egg policy requires washing the eggs while European policy prohibits this, making it highly inconvenient.

  • They would want assurance that America won't suddenly put tariffs on the eggs.

  • If america were to pay upwards of 1€ per egg, maybe they'd have a deal.

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[-] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

They’ve asked us in Norway as well, and we said lol no

[-] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

As an American, I’m here to warn you that this orange hemorrhoid will go back on any and everything he says and you should not, under any circumstance, believe or trust him. He will take the first opportunity to back out or screw you over. Don’t do it. Remember, him and president musk believ that Americans are willing to tolerate a little pain. Make them reap their own whirlwind and suffer the consequences. Fuck them. Sincerely. And twice on their holy day.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 46 points 1 day ago

Denmark? The same Denmark they are threatening over Greenland? That Denmark?

I get they are asking all of Europe (also the same Europe they are threatening a trade war with) but this is just full on clown car.

[-] stardust@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago

No eat your own eggs. You don't deserve European eggs.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 42 points 1 day ago

Note that the US will consider the eggs only as payment for not having annexed Greenland in the past, and in no way as guarantee against future annexation.

[-] sp3ctre@feddit.org 66 points 1 day ago

"Give me eggs and Grønland please"

[-] Lasagna@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago

The audacity

[-] SrMono@feddit.org 50 points 1 day ago

First Greenland. Now the eggs. Shameless 🤭

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Greenland, eggs, then ham.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
[-] Vent@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Egg and Ham Land

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sure €10 or $100 per egg.

Or... (and this is always an option) Go fuck yourself.

[-] smb@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

i'ld happily send some (like 8 or so) eggs to the us, but...

  • if you order now it will be the best deal ever, no one had ever made such a good deal, i'ld say its the best deal of the world, they'll ask how could you make such a good ... you get it.
  • delivery will start roughly within a few congress days, but go fuck yourself, if not.
  • just for the price of some scrap metal in the us, so 100.000$ each (not the package, each) see usd currency is currently dropping for reasons, so we must take care you're not ripping us off.
  • the money needs to arrive within 2 ~~business~~calendar days (not congress days) from now, later arrival results in 25% fee per day over that time, fee will be cut off from each egg separately before packaging. good luck with european banking standards on a weekend
  • no special packaging will be used and neither way no garantee for anything, we only garantee that a shipping label will be created, delivery guy -if at all- only has to pretend to have ringed the doorbell even if he was on another continent at that time. also no garantee for freshness of the product should it arrive at all. delivery guy also can choose to deliver to your neighbour instead (but we'll tell him that those cut-in-half eggs should better not go to canada nor mexico, they don't deserve such)
  • if you change your mind and want to return the eggs, you'll have to send the very same eggs back, even when just a handfull of worthless screws were in the package when it arrived. go f yourself and fuck amazon too, they like to f with everyone, so just do it.
  • we might decide to send spider or locust eggs instead of those from chickens, you didn't declare that exactly anyway, just ask amazon about slight product changes when clicking the "into shopping card" button, yes, we do adopt us-american style of business extra for doing business with the us.
  • we do have the very same eggs for a smaller price somewhere, but this offer is just placed on top of the search by sellers choice, so its your fault if you use this offer (try use amazons order by price, cheap first and see what offers cease to exist for that search then)
  • ah i nearly forgot, this order is a monthly abo by default.
  • the money will be partly used to free chickens from slavery, this is our duty when dealing with pro slavery nations.
  • this is not our chicken and egg problem

UPDATE: fixed business days to calendar days (thanks @psud)

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Fix business days to calendar days and it'll be about good

[-] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

I felt that.

[-] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

I guess America doesn’t have the cards when it comes to eggs.

I mean did they even say thank you when they asked?

[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Go to russia for your eggs and leave Denmark alone.

[-] DigitalMus@feddit.dk 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

From the Danish media: https://nyheder.tv2.dk/business/2025-03-14-usa-beder-danmark-om-hjaelp

There are a few additional points

  • Multiple European countries have gotten similar requests, not just Denmark

  • American egg policy requires washing the eggs while European policy prohibits this, making it highly inconvenient.

  • They would want assurance that America won't suddenly put tariffs on the eggs.

  • If america were to pay upwards of 1€ per egg, maybe they'd have a deal.

[-] Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

Thank ou, added to the OP

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

Don't be a traitor Denmark...

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 21 points 1 day ago

Dear united states of fucking-over-your-allies and siding-with-the-baddies,

Get fucked.

Sincerely.

[-] Elfenbeil@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago

What about export tariffs? 500% or some similar decent percentage?

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

How do you say 'Get fucked' in Danish?

[-] TDCN@feddit.dk 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Oh we have many to choose from.

  • "skrid ad helvede til" = go to hell
  • "fuck af" = fuck off
  • "Må din røv klø og dine arme være for korte" = I hope your ass is itching and your arms too short to reach
  • "Rend mig i røven" = Kiss my ass (literally: run me in the ass)
  • "Rend og hop" = run and jump (for me)
  • "Sut den" = Suck it
  • "Luk røven" = Shut the fuck up (literally: close your ass)
[-] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 14 hours ago

hope your arse is itching and your arms are too short to scratch it

We should adopt that one in English, we don't have enough good curses

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Egg Crisis is the name of my prog-rock band.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Panama made an exhaustive list of acts of submission to Trump, including selling Panama Canal and deported migrant prisons, Trump's response was to order Pentagon to make invasion plans for Panama.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

How long does freight take against the shelf life of an eggywegg?

I know these won't be bleached so they'll last a little longer than US eggyweggs.

An egg can easily be stored for 3-4 weeks unrefridgerated (unless you wash them with chemicals like often happens in the US, then they need to be kept in the fridge for a shorter period of time). European food law puts the maximum consume-before date of eggs at 28 days, but usually you can keep them for a while longer.

If you don't reserve cargo space in advance, shipping across the Atlantic can easily take 20-40 days, depending on how annoying customs is being. The ship itself can be there in 9 days, weather permitting. Most ships also make stops at islands and other countries, so shipping time kind of depends on how direct the route can be.

If you're sure the eggs will be used within a reasonable time frame (a week), and you pre-arrange the transport ahead of time, you can have the eggs on US soil for a week before they spoil. If you keep them refrigerated during transport probably longer.

Other options also exist. For instance, one could pre-crack the eggs in Denmark, collect the yolk/whites/scales, and transport them in dehydrated form to the US. That's good enough for bakeries and factories, which would no longer need to buy eggs from the local markets, relieving pressure for non-industrial consumption.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Ok, thanks for the explanation.

Good point about dehydrating them, didn't even think of that

[-] DouchePalooza@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

If you refrigerate unwashed European eggs, they will last multiple months (I have kept eggs for more then 2 months), way past the expiration date on the packaging (I know because I do it constantly).

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Do you do the water test? Or just crack it open and hope for the best??

[-] TDCN@feddit.dk 3 points 15 hours ago

I do the same as @DouchePalooza@lemm.ee and never have i ever had a rotten egg or anything close to it. I always refrigerate my eggs and they last for a really long time. Even though we don't wash eggs in Denmark like in crazy US we still refrigerate them her. I think it's just easy to do for our food supply chain here and helps keep the eggs fresh.

If you think about it, in nature a hen would naturally be laying eggs over the course of a month (wild hens don't lay eggs every single day) so an egg must be able to survive for minimum a month in outdoor temperatures and stay healthy untill there are enough eggs for the hen to start laying on them and incubate them. A month or 3 in a fridge should be no problem for an egg. Unles of course you wash it and ruin the natural protection layer....

[-] DouchePalooza@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

When boiled, instant water test. Other types, when I'm not particularly confident, I just crack open to a bowl.

I'm used to this because I grew up with eggs from hens of friends and family so we never knew when they were laid or how long they were in the hen house... Anyway, with store bought eggs, never had a problem, even after months (only 1 bad batch that came from the supermarket).

[-] ubik@fedi.turbofish.cc 7 points 1 day ago

@Blaze "If you give us your eggs, we're gonna give you A GREAT DEAL in the exploitation of Greenland's natural resources. You're lucky you're negotiating with President Trump, the BEST DEAL MAKER EVER."

I'll still buy US eggs, even if there's imports. The market will balance itself out when we can raise chickens again.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yes, let's expose as many people as possible to bird flu.

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