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[-] FatsoJackson@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 days ago

and we wondered why everything was a GameBoy or a Nintendo for our parents

[-] yopyop@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

No no! THIS is different ! 😀 it's because it's funny to mess with kids.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My routine when I walk into the room where my daughter is playing a game:

  1. Identify the game she is playing.
  2. Ask her how <activity in game she isn't currently playing> is going. Like if she's caught all the Pokémon when she's playing Minecraft.

I'm not even trying to be subtle about it, but am still not sure she realizes I'm doing it deliberately. Either way, she corrects me with exasperation each time.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago

When I hear "20 yrs ago" I still think 90s. 😭

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

I remember in 2010 when someone posted a meme on ragecomics that showed how sad they are that some people still use 'years ago' to refer to the early 90s...

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I still think 90s when I hear 8-9 years ago.

[-] Lucky13@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I used to work at a hikers' hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, "He doesn't smoke weed. He's old, like in his 40s." He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

[-] metalsd@eviltoast.org 10 points 2 days ago

Well and here we are! I don't even know if peeble and doop are real places online or she just made it up to make a point 😆

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Made it up. Please. Dear god. Please.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You keep joking about Doop and it's going to come true.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 137 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was talking to my primary-school age kids about their teachers, and one of them says their next teacher will be Mr Smith.

"He's old," they said, "he must be at least fifty".

I said "nah man. Mr Smith is probably only a few years older than me, early forties I reckon".

They had me with "no he's like really old. He reads a newspaper"

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago

Yeah, the other day I was consulting with another therapist, and I was telling her how in EMDR therapy I often say “don’t give me the whole article, just the headline” when I want to explain to the client to avoid talking too much during EMDR. she works with teens, and she went “yeah, that will not fly with my clients.”

We came up with “don’t give me the long-form video, just give me the TikTok” as we both felt we were inching closer to the grave, lol.

[-] Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

"Give me the clip, not the VOD." How do you do, fellow kids?

[-] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago

Damn...

I'm Gen Z and I feel like I'd still understand the article analogy, but when I think about my gen-alpha cousins maybe they would need the TikTok analogy...

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

We came up with “don’t give me the long-form video, just give me the TikTok” as we both felt we were inching closer to the grave, lol.

"Give me the Reader's Digest condensed version."

"How does what a reader eats have anything to do with this? and why would we need a condensed version of that diet description?"

oh god, I'm old.

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[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

About a decade ago my employer had an intern present their findings from analyzing some survey data. One of the findings was this:

"People who answer surveys are really old. Like really old. Like thirty."

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Primary school age children are horrible at guessing age. One time when I was 16 a group of 6 year olds estimated I was 40. And I don't look old, a few weeks ago, I got carded buying beer, which is 16+. I'm 27.

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"no he's like really old. He reads a newspaper"

I think this is a fair dig haha

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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In the distant future, when we look back on scattered social media caps, we will regret that the date of posting is not shown. Like scattered pages from books unknown, page numbers elided.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The fun thing is that none of this stuff is going to survive long-term at all. Databases are backed up onto forms of media that have a very short lifespan. Only material that is endlessly copied forward (like DNA) will still be around, and nobody is going to pay for that kind of archiving, at least not for the generally trivial bullshit that comprises social media. FWIW this fact make me happy.

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

As civilization has progressed, we've done more and more writing and record keeping and done so an less and less durable media. From stone to clay to papyrus/parchment to paper to film to digital media.

I feel like there needs to be some kind of write once media that's extremely durable and reasonably dense for digital data specifically for long term archival purposes. What's the digital equivalent to carving something on a stone tablet, that a thousand years from now despite age and weathering could be dug up in a field somewhere and still hypothetically be at least mostly readable?

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[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

"CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT."

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

As somebody who was born in 2007, I have no clue who modern celebrities are either. People consider me out of touch but I have no idea what half of what people around me are saying. The acronyms don't help and I am too scared to search them up.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Woah, 2007ers are 18 now. 👴

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Well 17 still. I still got like 6 months.

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[-] _____@lemm.ee 51 points 3 days ago

I don't regret any of this one bit, you look them up and it's always someone shilling products extremely hard while doing extremely low effort content like reaction videos or streaming Minecraft.

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago

The fact that 'influencer' is a legitimate job title is proof that humanity is doomed.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

They aren't some symbol of the end times or anything, they're just a symptom of the sort of attention based economy we've built up here in America. They exist precisely because you can get paid to shill products while playing Minecraft.

If we reign in the marketing and advertising industries then influencers will fall alongside them.

Or, if we regulate "proper" ads and fail to do the same to influencers, whether on purpose or not, then they will become a primary source of advertising. Depending how this is handled could be a good or bad thing.

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[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This.
The TV stations around me are desperate to attract the young viewers, so they always have influencers as guests on their shows and what not, and I simply do not get it.

Today's guest: Billy Bobberson.
What's he famous for? Oh he posts some selfies on Instagram daily and every other post is a sponsored brand promo.
Why the fuck do people even follow influencers like this???

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To me, reaction videos are truly astonishing. Like, the number of videos reacting to some thing typically outnumber the thing itself by the hundreds. People prefer watching somebody else watching something so they know how they should feel about it. It's the modern version of the laugh track.

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I'm a school bus driver and my elementary school kids go on about somebody named "Queso" (sp?) on Youtube and I find myself constantly fighting the urge to see what he's all about. It can't possibly be good.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's a streamer whose chat makes fun of him for being fat. Caseoh.

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 3 days ago

I'm 29 so maybe I'm too young for this statement but if you ask me it's because younger celebrities tend to be the result of nepotism and don't have any actual talents.

[-] match@pawb.social 41 points 3 days ago
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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 days ago

Streamer on doop? Do they know Zapp?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 days ago

Just remember folks, those 2007 people are able to vote now.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago
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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

There's a whole lot of people who are basically famous with being famous...

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

And most of them have the surname "Kardashian".

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

My friend with young cousins was telling me that kids are using "sigma" instead of "cool" now?

"That's so sigma, bruh."

The fuck?

[-] killingspark@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

'The fuck" is now "what the sigma" at least that's what I gathered from lurking on shitposting communities

Edit: and I'm deeply afraid of using it around people who don't know what that means. And also around people who do know what it means.

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 13 points 2 days ago

50% of what Gen X thinks is zoomer slang is actually jokes at zoomer slang's expense

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They're lucky not to know, doop fell hard off after it was acquired by Skoot Corp.

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[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I feel seen.

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